plate of porridge

The aftermath of an extensive sodomy session when the anus becomes so loose it's like having sex with a bowl of porridge.

Ah, ah I'm a plate of porridge

by johnnylongprong January 16, 2011

Plated

The act of either shitting on a glass table while someone watches from underneath or placing a clear glass plate on your face and having someone shit on the plate. Some prefer using saran wrap as they can then feel the warmth of the turd laying on their face.

That bitch just plated me. Her asshole was so cute

by Shewmanga February 10, 2017

clutch plate

A typical south African Dutchman. They are stubborn and fucken dumb.

You fucken useless clutch plate

by Clutch plate May 18, 2018

ass on a plate

Something which looks really bad.

A user interface designer presents an idea for a new website, and you then say "man, that looks like ass on a plate".

by kayakdesign April 19, 2010

plate rape

When someone reaches over and adds or removes food from your dinner plate without your consent.

Grandma totally plate raped me when she added more Sunday night casserole to my plate.

by Shadowlink1138 October 14, 2010

Plate Male

A man with a very round and flat face.

A: Whoa, look at that guy! What's up with his face?
B: Yea, he's totally geared up with some plate male.

(A+B): /high five

by Dr_Donut March 5, 2012

platebiter

A rude and often brash person who may or may not be a criminal but only a minor criminal. May refer to someone who is traitorous.

This term comes from the actual act of biting plates, which can be a rude act especially if you are a guest in their house.

Hemsworth stole nearly ten pence from me, the platebiter!

by Sir Shillingsworth May 15, 2016