Pencil Dick

Pencil Dick is Anal Retentive with Pencil.

Pencil Dick Talks like he has a Pencil in his ass.

by Bill Kennedy October 24, 2007

pennyloafer

a black person. aka. a nigger, yo.

Amber is the biggest pennyloafer I've ever met.

Hey yo, look at that gangster pennyloafer right over thurr.

by AMBERANDASHLEY December 5, 2005

pencil

Masturbating thing.
to shove up your fanny and have some fun with it.

i use a pencil to masturbate

by GayboSex November 13, 2007

German Pencil Sharpener

The act of cutting a whole into a living or nonliving human being's head and fornicating with the wound

That German Pencil Sharpener made my shlong extra sharp!

by slicky brown nipples March 21, 2009

pencil pusher

One who sells pencils at the local street corner
or
One who pumps lead into bystanders.

Ticonderoga called the cops on Fundo for illegally selling pencils. Fundo was labeled a pencil pusher.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

Pencil licker

Gay

"is he a pencil licker I want to ask him out on a date?"
"He has to be gay."

by JSJB July 10, 2016

Alabama Pencil Sharpener

When you or your bitch sticks a toe in your dick hole

hey avery how was your date last night?
good I gave gabe an alabama pencil sharpener and he nutted.

by getmynuts77 May 9, 2019