brown noodle

when you are having anal intercoarse and afterward you go to take a piss and a brown noodle comes out of your penis

dude, i totally had a brown noodle last night

by danny defeeto March 2, 2019

Noodle Flip

Combining: Weed, LSD, Shrooms, 2CB, Ketamine, Nitrous, and DMT. Preferably in that order, aligning the peaks of everything, and combining a Nos Balloon with a Breakthrough DMT hit.

Probably your Mother: Oi you little cunt, you want to Noodle Flip tonight?

Definitely not your Dad: Holy mother lord Mary above are you insane, is that even safe? You've always been like this, you're going to fucking die, did you spend all our money on this,? this is the third time you've done this, we have a family! do you not care at all you silly little fuck?!

by therealpotnoodle May 28, 2021

Dog Noodle

When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.

I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018

Fantastic noodles

Above average quality, two-minute noodles

i love fantastic noodles

by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019

Get noodled

Get noodled is something u say after you trick someone into doing what you want, like after they made you a cup of tea because u got them to.

Jesus: yo god man, i need a pack of cigarettes. Can you go steal some from Co Op for me.

God: yes brother jesus.

Jesus: get noodled u small man.

by Mr.kingTeaMan December 9, 2020

noodle bar

Christian and his small black weiney hang out.#So fun

Want to go with him .fun at the noodle bar

by JdjfnsnnnhehdjddHdhsjjdk January 30, 2017

lanky noodle

Luke hemmings q member of 5 seconds of summer

Girl: I searched lanky noodle on google and luke from 5sos came up

by GhostOfMichael July 16, 2018