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Newfie Donut

Combining the words:
"Newfie": a Canadian derogatory term indicating dimwittedness, based on the stereotype that people from Newfoundland are unintelligent.
"Donut": A proper donut requires a rear-wheel drive car, and is achieved by flooring the gas pedal with the steering wheel cranked all the way to one side, and the tires on a slippery surface.

A Newfie Donut then is a donut done in reverse, as necessitated when a car only has front-wheel drive.
His little four-banger only had front-wheel drive, so he wanted to do a Newfie donut, so he popped it in reverse and floored it.
by Will December 8, 2004
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Newfane sports

Newfane sports take place in the run down town of Newfane NY, the sports are not good and just barely not bad. if you go to newfane and play sports you are either a horrible athlete or a great athlete with 20 horrible teammates. If you play, you play all game because no one else wants to play for Newfane. Every year Newfane sports claim they are better and stronger then lose to wilson regardless.
Football player : we lost 35-0 to Medina last night
Newfane football player: only 35, they put up 65 on us, damn fuck newfane sports
by Gangshit335 November 3, 2021
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Newbah

A newbah is someone who is really noobish in their life. Newbah is often said when the noob is annoying or did something very noob like.
Go home Lil' Newbah!
by 1u1u April 10, 2010
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Nerfangle

Verb. To confuse or befuddle. To pererplex or bewilder. Baffle.
Dude, that lecture on bio nerfangled me soooo bad!
by Ms. Brant Student May 5, 2011
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Newcastle, Ontario

A small scenic farming community situated in Ontario's rich agricultural lands. Known for its rich apple crops. Currently becoming overrun by suburbanites who enjoy nothing but complaining.
"The best place to buy apples is Newcastle, Ontario!"
by EnvironmentalAmbassador October 1, 2013
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Newfoundland Salty

This is what you call it when a woman receives a "facial" and falls asleep without washing. In the morning she will awake with a crusty salty beard, like a fisherman from Newfoundland has when he returns from sea.
Dude #1: What happened to you last night?
Dude #2: Went to Jen's place.....
Dude #1: How'd that go?
Dude #2: Lets just say that she woke up with a Newfoundland Salty.
by SedatedSloth January 20, 2014
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Ryan Newman

A Ryan Newman is a person who finishes in less than 2 minutes. A "Rocket Man"
Person 1: How was it with TJ the other night?
Person 2: Terrible, he's a real Ryan Newman if you know what I mean
Person 1: I don't
Person 2: Too bad
by ThatOneLonelyNASCARFan April 22, 2020
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