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The flattery nickname a 911 president mockingly uses for a dictator-turned-murderer, who is hell-bent to improving his half-baked missiles in order to attain "military equilibrium" with the United States.
Out of the many titles conferred on Kim Jong Un, "Rocket Man" would probably be the one he treasures the most, especially when it comes from a president who is as politically dangerous as him—a few tweets might suffice to drop a bomb on North Korea to send the Kim dynasty to hell sooner than later.
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by MathPlus September 18, 2017
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Some fat ass Asian cunt that is on a suicide mission and keeps threatening to nuke the United States.
Rocket man: alright Trump bring your deadass over here

Trump: You are on a suicide mission rocket man!
by IDNC September 20, 2017
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An awesome song, written by Elton John and Bernie Taupin, and performed by Elton John. It was also performed by William Shatner as a spoken-word interpretation. Shatner's performance has recieved a couple of parodies, the most famous probably being done by Stewie, in the cartoon Family Guy.
And I'm gonna be...... *puffs cigarette*... HIGH... as a kite..... by then.
by shill July 15, 2005
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When a person gets high by themselves for the sake of being high.
Dude last night I only had a little weed left so I just stayed home.
"You Stoner"
Na, I'm just a Rocket Man
by thechosenking August 05, 2009
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commonly known for getting messages in his inbox for m2m (man to man) action.
PM Rocketman for hawt m2m action!
by infernoooo May 11, 2006
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Rocketman - verb; noun; Rocketman refers to taking a shit. Previously, a person with a great build up of poop inside the body has caused the person to prairie dog. When the build up becomes to great, one will run to the bathroom to take a poop. The pressure has become to large to hold in the terd and by the time the person pulls down their pants and turns to lay their ass cheeks on the seat, the shit is discharged with great velocity. This discharge is accompanied by a large fart of epic proportions, often thought to be the roar of a lion by surrounding people. The shit is not guaranteed to make it into the toilet. Upon completion of this act one will have fucking awesome feeling of accomplishment!
"I just rocketmanned the biggest shit ever!"
"My rocketman just missed the toilet!"
"I just rocketmanned on my sister!"
by dukefvr41 April 20, 2009
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A person who is a user and dealer of illegal drugs. He may be able to control his use to a degree that allows him to function socially, however he does use regularly . His only "job" is selling drugs.
Eli is a real rocket man. He has anything you want.
by BRk2 November 27, 2016
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