Neil'ed

To automatically blame the token black guy in the group for anything that may occur such as a siren from 2 km away, a car going off, someone saying, "hey where's my wallet" or anything related to crime, robbery, vandalism, surprise sex, or teenage pregnancy.

Kid 1: Look at this new iPhone my dad just got me!

Kid 2: Wow!

Guy 1: PUSSIES ON THE PAVEMENT! GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY, YOUR iPHONE AND YOUR DIGNITY.

Random observer 1: Those kids just got Neil'ed.

by The Sandwich Eaters2 May 25, 2010

Nesimi Arici

Nesimi Arici is the name of the most awesome guy ever ! He is loved by all an is the most caring, funny an amazing person on the face of the earth.

There goes Nesimi Arici, the coolest guy ull ever no

by randommmmbitchhhhhh April 24, 2011

ohhhh neillll

used in the comedy series 'the inbetweeners' by Neil Sutherland's father Kevin.

'ohhhh neillll i really think you should be revising'

by euan0617 September 6, 2020

neil young

All that is good.

P.S. Southern Man > Sweet Home Alabama

Neil Youngs sperm is the most valuable resource in the world and it needs to be harvested.

by Allen Fick August 1, 2007

Neil

Neil is when you pretend to have an illness to stay off school and play xbox all day, the worst case of Neil is by Neil who took over a month off to play Cod: Black Ops. Anyone who has Neil should be stoned to death by HankBadger

Me(Legend)"whats wrong with Neil?"
HankBadger(Dick)" He's Got A Bad Case Of The Neil, Going To Have Stone Him."
Lois"OWWWW!"

by KillaKydawgMasterMix December 8, 2010

neil diamond

A pop singer/songwriter who had his 15 seconds of fame but whose career has now entered a downward spiral of kitschy, over the top, self parody. His slavish fans continue to attest to his awsomeness and are deserving of pity.

I can't believe Angie and Lloyd shelled out 75 bucks apiece for Neil Diamond tickets. What a pair of pathetic dweebs.

by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005

Neil

Sexy charming funny but the biggest creep u evr met
u hate him n love him at the same time, its hard to explain but its just how you feel

Neil<3:);)
NEIL!

by joooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeee August 29, 2010