monte

A person who resembles a caveman in any way, shape, or form.

Peter: Oh man!!! This 7 ft. tall fat hairy guy with gingivitis came running after me with a giant spoon, but tripped over his long entangled ass hair.

Mat: Sounds like a real monte!

by Josh January 11, 2004

Monterey Park

This city is 110% asian. No one knows how to drive, specially on Garfield Ave. The snapchat filter for MPK should be two cars crashing into each other.

Every time I'm in Monterey Park, I get confused as to how asians can't drive for shit but when they see a discount tag they suddenly have hawk like vision.

by lescara March 10, 2017

Montenegro

The only place better and more beautiful than Montenegro is Serbia!!!
Vlade 4 life

Serbia is a very beautiful country.

by Dragan April 25, 2003

monte carlo

1) A nice place where the aristocracy of Europe bring thier nice cars.


2) A car that is not nice. Just another slow american crap mobile that can't turn worth shit.

A merkin brought a monte carlo to monte carlo and got beat by a 1960's mini cooper.

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

Montgomerie

A less homosexual name for monti

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

monterey park

City of NBZ where the asians dominate all other races. There are many gangs in the city but NBZ is the leading dominate gang. If you come across one then duck and hide. Monterey Park is the definition of the ultimate party city.

Monterey park is the shit.

by Bob Lee June 21, 2006

Monteroing

When you're at the club and someone in a demon outfit is on a pole.

Wow! Did you see Heather last night? She really was out there Monteroing on the dance floor!

by Bookish21 October 21, 2021