lions

football team that sucks!

the lions suck!

by ZZ99 March 23, 2004

lion

1- A lion is a veteran member of a specific culture or scene known and respected for integrity and valor. Such societies can range from ex-military to the hardcore punk scene to any devout member of an upstanding and down to earth program, group, or scene. A lion knows his shit inside and out, and can spot and shut down any poser easily with a thorough verbal beatdown.

Singer- "this ones for the lions, were going to play a song from our first album ever. This one takes us back 20 years. Sing along if you know the words."

Singer + Lion- "Its Your Mistake! We're here to be the ones to succeed!..."

by Pit Stomp August 26, 2009

Red Lion

A really nasty downtrodden pub in Tredegar. Customer personal safety there is unimportant, and health and safety issues are simply brushed under the carpet. This pub also bars law-abiding customers.

Where are you going wearing all that body armour?

It's all ok, I'm just off to the Red Lion for a couple of pints of beer.

by Chris Tredegar October 29, 2006

Lion King

by FAR the best Disney movie ever x3 especially becuase disney is making crappy movies now

and yes i know all the words to the songs and basically the whole movie...x3

simba: hey uncle scar guess wat?
scar: *mutters* i despise guessing games..

simba: hey scar when im king, what'll that make you?
scar: a monkeys uncle
simba: *laughs* ur so wierd
scar: u have nooo ideaa

Timon: what do u want me to do dress in drag and do the hula!?!

last one ;)
Pumbaa: as my good buddy timon always says, u gotta out ur behind in ur past...uhhhh
timon: no no no, amature, sit down b4 u hurt yourself..(now to simba)its you gotta put ur past, behind you....bad things happen and theres nothing u can do about it right?
simba: right..
timon: WRONG, when the world turns its bac on u, u turn ur bac on da world
simba: well thats not wat i was taught
timon: well maybe u need a new lesson....
*hakuna matata*

hehe x3 im not lion king obsessed wat R u talking about *shifty eyes*

by snoww September 7, 2008

Sex lion

An appearance that shows that you want sex.

Bob: Bro, have you seen what Jen looks like today?!
Joe: Yeah son! With those short shorts and sex hair, she definitely looks like a sex lion!

by xbrookezilla October 27, 2011

white lion

cocaine, and also possibly a good name for a brand of cocaine, should it become legal.

White Lion ™ brand blow is the most effective! Contains less than 10% glass. Use as directed.

by dimplodocus August 2, 2007

lions den

A scary place, if you are entering one take great precaution. A double rap is highly recommended. A vagina with enormous amounts of foliage, possibly even migrating onto the inner thigh area. But sometimes this area can be one of the safest to explore, it is possible this cave has never been spelunked and the owner is unfamiliar with proper upkeep and preperation of the carpeted entrance.

I hooked up with this Arabian chick last night and man, I had trouble munching on that lions den, I had to put on a miners helmet to find the wetspot.

by Christobon January 7, 2008