Genital Windmill

This is where you twirl your dick like a windmill when you're having sex so your partner can have a cool breeze on them.

me: genital windmills feel good, especially when it hits my balls sometimes
Sam: what the fuck is wrong with you

by Thanos Chicken June 1, 2020

genie

Used if you are close to physically hurting yourself or your are about to hit something while driving a car.
This word is typically used to take your mind off what could potentially happen.

While tripping over a curb"WHOAH GENIE"

Milimetres away from crashing car"WHOAH GENIE,FUCKIN HELL"

by Titch<3 November 19, 2007

genital train

a genital train is basically an orgy with either all men putting ther penises into each others anusses or one woman with a dildo in the midle and men behind her and infront all with their penises in each other. Otherwise know as a G.T

"wow there was only three of us but we still had a genital train you know a G.T, i had to use a dildo cus i ad 1 guy beheind me one in front sooo good"

by jodizilla n stacekong October 25, 2006

Genital SARS

Any disease or abnormality that is unexplainable or your friends find to be slightly irregular.

Damn, whats that growth on your neck? Must be genital SARS.

by Minidave February 8, 2007

Scottish Genie

When you have a threesum with two guys and one girl in which one of the male members ejaculates on the other's big toe, and he proceeds to put his toe in the girl's vag. Then the one who put his toe in makes a wish that she doesn't get pregnant.

Jeff: dude, I heard you had a threesum last night
Nate: yeah man, it was me, Richard and Catie- we tried a Scottish Genie
Jeff: ah man, i hope your wish comes true

by Johnny Derp March 20, 2011

Genital Fungi

Fungi, but on your genitals.

Docter please help, I have genital fungi...

by Some boy diving in clunge September 18, 2011

Poo Genie

The poo genie is soley to blame for all unexplained excrement left in random parts of a house/flat. It will enter the house/flat during the night, usually after nights out or parties when friends are staying over, and leave an unwanted deposit in the most unlikely of locations.

Damien: "I cant believe you soiled yourself last night james!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"

by nemanja August 8, 2007