Floppy Chopstick

When a man of Asian decent attempts to have sex but cant get it up. "floppy Asian dick"

Stacy tried to have sex with Chang but he gave her the old "Floppy Chopstick", he was straight pushing rope.

by Capt.LongDong January 11, 2018

floppy frisbee

When you're limp as shit but she still wants to bang

She tried giving me a floppy frisbee last night, but I said Dick that

by TyMatt September 15, 2018

floppy stick

Someone who is useless and can't give you satisfaction.

John you are floppy stick m8.

by Abb is a Gbert April 15, 2016

floppy-flappies

Not to be confused wif "flip-flops" --- i.e., sandals dat just have a sole and strap/pocket for yer toes --- this term refers to a pair of almost-totally-worn-out-and-loose-fitting shoes dat you lounge around in while you're just in da house or yard.

Cool chick, showing up on a favorite male friend's porch: Hey, Dude; I'm feeling a little bored and lonesome --- could you go for a stroll wif me down to da lake and back?
Hot hunk: Sure thing, Sweet Cheex --- just lemme change outta my floppy-flappies here, and I'll be right wif ya!

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

Floppy boy

The first guy you ever date, a tortured soul with a floppy haircut who, despite being incredibly sensitive where matters involving his own well-being are concerned, treats you appallingly, never pays attention to a word you say and dumps you by the side of the road.

I just rewatched twilight and I never realised it before, but Edward is such a floppy boy.

by awfulstuff March 8, 2024

A floppy Erick.

When someone just come over to you and flops their arms

Sarah be like Erick don't be such a floppy Erick. Erick Wallace of dussehra size smacks his lips and then flaps his arms. Thomas comes over slaps Erick and says Erick don't be such a floppy Erick

by Blindthumb October 6, 2021

Floppy Disk

Non erect penis

Man my floppy disk was all over the place last night

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017