faux-munch 

When a guy goes down on a girl, and uses his fingers and just moves his lips.

man, I totaly faux-munched her

faux-munch by Sthrnprincess April 14, 2011

Faux Pauz 

Faux (French term for fake) + Faux Pas (A violation of accepted social norms) + Pause = Faux Pauz

Fake Pause? Open to your interpretation, naturally.

Among others, some interpretations of Faux Pauz include:
1. A fake pause, meaning your life still goes on while you hang around/pause.
2. Work is never-ending, thus a faux pauz (or a fake pause) in life would assist one in unwinding and savouring the little things.
3. Faux Pauz militates against the convention that life is a rat race. Life is more than that.

Live on the edge, militate against norms, live your life faux pauz style.

Faux Pauz by skii c. April 23, 2011

faux/20 

smoking massive amounts of marijuana on a day that isn't 4/20 but acting like it is 4/20

stoner friend: yo kid I got an once of kush lets go to my house and smoke!

friend:I guess today's faux/20

kid1: YO I GOTTA BLUNT LETS BURN AND HAVE A FAUX/20

faux/20 by thatsmoker29 May 3, 2011

Faux-Co 

FAUX-CO (Pronounced fo co, so that it rhymes.) is a slang term for faux couture, in other words, it is used in the sense of saying something like, "Fake Designer (Something)".

Savannah: Don't act like you don't wear faux-co Laura!

Laura: Um, so?

Faux-Co by CoconutMuffin June 22, 2011

Faux Cawk 

It's when a small penis male stuffs the crotch area of his pants to make it seem he has one, OR when a female who wishes she were a male does the same.

... so i grabbed him and realized it wasn't real, it was just a faux cawk

Faux Cawk by Sizzilian November 24, 2011

Faux Shui

Fake or alternative version of Feng Shui. May be spread like a meme (such as Feng Shui itself), or may be perpetrated (as a crime) upon fad-following wannabes who have more enthusiasm than intelligence.

Also, the concept of interior design moreover.

An American investigative television program exposed several so-called Feng Shui experts using hidden cameras which revealed that these lack-luster furniture arrangers were nothing more than Faux Shui con artists who could do nothing to improve the appearance or function of the space.

Faux Shui by FuzzyBS July 6, 2011

Faux Load

A seemingly real, but fake load, of cum. Usually created while receiving oral sex when ejaculate "appears" to be produced, usually in the or around the females face or mouth. This ejaculate can be excused as fake, or faux, to prevent angry or sometimes hostile emotions.

"I didn't cum on your face baby, that's just a faux load. Don't worry!"

Faux Load by cwc.bbc September 23, 2011