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premacheer ejaculation

noun: a loud cheer ejaculated loudly and involuntarily during a sporting event when one thinks his or her team gained some ground, when it really was a play that favored the other team.
Sitting in the Brazil section of the futbol staduim, Jose emitted a premacheer ejaculation thinking his team's goalie had made the save, when the ball had actually rolled in. The other Brazil fans beat him up for his mistake.
by das.sprache.meister March 27, 2015
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eye-jaculate

When you are so happy your eye starts watering.
Tom eye-jaculated as he said "I do" to his wife
by SouthAfricanism September 5, 2016
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reverse ejaculation garbage

Reverse ejaculation garbage is when a man is ready to ejaculate and exactly at that moment a penis plug is being inserted at his urethra so that the orgasm is ruined feeling like a garbage
She ruined his orgasm by using the technic "reverse ejaculation garbage"
by sokolata December 30, 2016
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emotional ejaculation

The art of spewing your feelings, with no particular point of interest. Typically, this performance occurs prior to utter inebriation.
Usually, Bob is a pretty quiet guy. After a few too many shots last night though, Suzy became the target of his emotional ejaculation.
by teamknapsack June 27, 2017
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Premachair Ejaculation

The act of spunking over yourself, when you climax earlier than anticipated whilst watching online porn, causing you to fall backwards off of your chair.
He was careful about masturbating in his bedroom since the occasion when he suffered from premachair ejaculation, and struck his head on the floor.
by Maclen November 10, 2017
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spiritual ejaculation

tim: “damn sex with her is so great. that pussy was so good it gave me a spiritual ejaculation
vadim: “wtf dude that’s sick bro!”
tim: “yeah bro
by bigcockplay69 November 24, 2018
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Ass ejaculation

Someone who ejaculates from their ass
Me and Myasia was doing it and she did a ass ejaculation
by SNIPER27 April 21, 2019
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