Protein Cigarette

A euphemism for "penis".

He was choking on a protein cigarette.

by SirJshreder January 17, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Redneck cigarette

Self rolled smokes, rollies

-Shit dude I forgot my smokes!
-Its alright man I got loose tobac.
-Another redneck cigarette, what is this? A trailer park?

by NutJoicer November 6, 2020

Canadian Cigarette

A cigarette that has been dipped in formaldehyde. Typically smoked after hash and shatter.

Mark enjoyed too many Canadian Cigarettes, and now he needs a cytoplasm transplant.

by ————-Webster———- June 15, 2022

cigarettes

Cigarettes are legit fudging BAD for you also if you see this you probably smoke or want to. =) no offense

Guy 1: Yo! Can i get a pack of cigarettes from you?
Guy 2:Nah man!
Girl 1:Please?
sxy girl 2: Come on we can't get a pack? well then can we get u?
Guy 1: I'm out!

by hello darkness smiled friend June 10, 2020

Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke

"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."

I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!

by QuacksO August 2, 2018

Cigarette Friday

Cigarette Friday refers to the 52 advent Fridays of the year in which a cigarette is lit and smoked to commemorate the end of the work week and to welcome the beginning of the weekend.

I can't wait for cigarette Friday

by therealmacgyver November 2, 2023