eat branch

Another way of saying "blow job" or "giving head" to give felatio.

I'm hanging out with this wicked pig tonight, She BETTER fuckin' eat branch.

by Bob September 6, 2005

bonch

the hairy puff on the mons; also known as pubes

Whoa! Did you see that bonch under her bikini?

by shannon leigh August 28, 2007

bonch

simply put, ball sweat.

the secretion of sweat on the male testes.

usage is indigenous to southern california, particularly newport beach.

"Hey asshole, lick my bonch."

similar in meaning to "kiss my ass".

by lickmybonch December 13, 2004

bonch

dirty ass pussy

i put it in her bonch

by big balla November 7, 2002

bonch

ass hair

the hair on your dads butt

by Amber October 30, 2002

Bonch

a sexual place on the male where his butthole and wee wee meet....

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

Branch Covidians

An apocalyptic, end-of-the-world death cult, Branch Covidians believe in the supremacy of "His Holiness the Douche Nozzle" Donald Trump, refuse to wear masks in the middle of a plague, threaten and commit violence against anyone protecting themselves against the corona virus, and basically won't stop until they burn their own house down with them inside. The name is borrowed from prior wackos during a community campfire in Waco, Texas in 1993.

Shopper #1: Who are those people walking through a Wal-Mart with a camcorder yelling to take off our masks?

Shopper #2: Don't worry about them. They're a bunch of Branch Covidians; mostly children and incels.

by ToddUncommon October 6, 2020