Blob

An adjective for a polish 27 year old fresher going by the name of Isaac

Stop being such a blob

by The blob exterminator November 19, 2021

Blobcob

A person who has an IQ of 985 and likes to digest poop.

"Skylee is such a Blobcob"

by FREDFRIES August 8, 2021

Bloba

a racial slur used for green people to humiliate them

Person 1: Dude you're such a fucking bloba LMAOO

Person 2: Why are you so racist?

by ClearlyUnknown August 23, 2021

Blobfish

The most vile, grimy, soiled, god-fearing abomination that this universe has had the displeasure of creating.

unfortunately born in a timeline you also must also inhabit. His existence has been a burden to every living carbon based lifeform on this planet.

This creature is a friend to nary a man that lives, has lived, or will live.

yo that Blobfish lookin ass is plaguing my existence, woe.

by Lord Cumwad September 8, 2021

Blobjob

When you are so drunk and sloppy trying to give a blowjob, but you can only half way do it and give up.

Joe thought he was going to get some, but after the party all his girl could do was give him a blobjob.

by Blobjob September 19, 2021

Blobjob

When you are so drunk and sloppy trying to give a blowjob, but you can only half way do it and give up.

Joe thought he was going to get some, but after the party all his girl could do was give him a blobjob.

by Blobjob September 19, 2021

blobgobbler

a hypocrite, one who goes back on their word

ugh, john told me that he hated dogs but he adopted one last week! what a blobgobbler.

stella's such a blobgobbler, she promised me that she'd give my sweater back but never did!

by johncenasseventhtooth October 16, 2021