blind squirrel: someone searching for something with out a chance of finding it. It comes from "even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in while."
by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018
Get the blind squirrel mug.1. Sounding a vehicle horn at someone while waving in the opposite, unoccupied direction.
2. A popular YouTube channel.
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by Archmaster7 December 13, 2019
Get the blind wave mug.It is what happens when a man ejaculates on a female's face, and it gets on her eyelids. She is unable to open one or both of her eyes.
by Hefe317 October 26, 2008
Get the Vanilla Blindfold mug.When you have sex with a girl in a car and you pullout, nut on her face, take her clothes then run, leaving her naked.
by Andrew Neil November 15, 2018
Get the The blind Dale Earnhardt mug.The inability to initially see rude, disrespectful, and sarcastic characteristics of another person for an extended period of time until it is revealed buy a third party. Usually a friend or co-worker.
I can't believe I never saw this coming. Bobby never treated me right, I was so Dick-Blind
M is so dick blind. Her coworker such a sarcastic asshole, but she doesnt even realize it.
Person 1: How come I never noticed how rude she could be!
Person 2: You were dick-blind bro, shes always been this condescending with you.
M is so dick blind. Her coworker such a sarcastic asshole, but she doesnt even realize it.
Person 1: How come I never noticed how rude she could be!
Person 2: You were dick-blind bro, shes always been this condescending with you.
by Epocseer April 7, 2019
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