blind squirrel

blind squirrel: someone searching for something with out a chance of finding it. It comes from "even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in while."

He is a blind squirrel.

by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018

blind wave

1. Sounding a vehicle horn at someone while waving in the opposite, unoccupied direction.

2. A popular YouTube channel.

Let's blind wave these fools on the street corner!

by Archmaster7 December 13, 2019

rolly bling

Slang for Rolex.

Yo check out that rolly bling!

by MaD-HaTTeR June 14, 2003

Vanilla Blindfold

It is what happens when a man ejaculates on a female's face, and it gets on her eyelids. She is unable to open one or both of her eyes.

I gave that bitch a vanilla blindfold.

I skeeted on her face and she got a vanilla blindfold.

by Hefe317 October 26, 2008

The blind Dale Earnhardt

When you have sex with a girl in a car and you pullout, nut on her face, take her clothes then run, leaving her naked.

Yesterday I pulled the blind Dale Earnhardt in the Walmart parking lot, she wasn’t expecting it.

by Andrew Neil November 15, 2018

Dick-Blind

The inability to initially see rude, disrespectful, and sarcastic characteristics of another person for an extended period of time until it is revealed buy a third party. Usually a friend or co-worker.

I can't believe I never saw this coming. Bobby never treated me right, I was so Dick-Blind

M is so dick blind. Her coworker such a sarcastic asshole, but she doesnt even realize it.

Person 1: How come I never noticed how rude she could be!

Person 2: You were dick-blind bro, shes always been this condescending with you.

by Epocseer April 7, 2019

Blind

1.to be in love

so what up homie, you blind?

by Hipityhopitymtea May 24, 2003