by hellsxbells June 23, 2007
Get the brok/broke mug.to not have any extra cigarrettes for you mooching friends
or to not have any cigs but you're jonesing for one.
or to not have any cigs but you're jonesing for one.
Dude 1: Can I get a cig from you man?
Dude 2: Sorry man, Im smoke-broke. Try getting a job and
buying your own.
Dude1: Dude2, Im smoke-broke, man. Can I grab a smoke?
Dude2: Um...sure, but first you must dance. It will please
me....
Dude 2: Sorry man, Im smoke-broke. Try getting a job and
buying your own.
Dude1: Dude2, Im smoke-broke, man. Can I grab a smoke?
Dude2: Um...sure, but first you must dance. It will please
me....
by Jude6666 April 28, 2008
Get the smoke-broke mug.Somebody who constantly monitors statuses and interaction on facebook while rarely posting anything themselves or drawing attention to their own account. People are subsequently surprised by the amount of knowledge of facebook this person actually has
Guy 1: So anyway I was posting a load of joke stuff on facebook last night that was really funny...like I posted a quip about sexual depravity
Girl 1: Oh yeah I saw that! I rofled
Guy 1: ?
(Guy 1 is now chilling with his amigos or homeboys or friends or whatever)
Guy 1: Somehow she knows about all my shit but I didn't think she used facebook much
Guy 2: Wtf? She never posts or anything
Guy 3: She's a classic Stealth Booker. She maintains a limited visible online presence herself but she's always aware of what's going on
Guy 1: Kinky BITCH!.......
Girl 1: Oh yeah I saw that! I rofled
Guy 1: ?
(Guy 1 is now chilling with his amigos or homeboys or friends or whatever)
Guy 1: Somehow she knows about all my shit but I didn't think she used facebook much
Guy 2: Wtf? She never posts or anything
Guy 3: She's a classic Stealth Booker. She maintains a limited visible online presence herself but she's always aware of what's going on
Guy 1: Kinky BITCH!.......
by Blargle Margle June 8, 2011
Get the Stealth Booker mug."Man, gimme a dolla for a drink, I Gucci Broke." Asked while wearing designer clothes and shoes, driving a Merc.
by GattinoInferno August 25, 2011
Get the Gucci Broke mug.Its when a man loses lots of his money in order to get laid, whether by spending on prostitutes or expensive date nights with the hope of getting laid.
Mike: Hey dude wana go see the boxing championship in Las Vegas next month?
John: Na man, I am too cock broke to afford that
John: Na man, I am too cock broke to afford that
by jimissobored July 27, 2014
Get the cock broke mug.When you have no money and have minimal to no income for the foreseeable future. This could be due to not having a job, or simply spending all of your money on aftermarket parts for your car, or electronics. You're not just broke, you're hella broke. You do not want to have any expenses incurred during this time.
See ballin on a budget.
See ballin on a budget.
A: Hey man, wanna hit up the club tonight?
B: Naw dogg, I'm hella broke. Can't do shit.
Tuner car decal: Don't pull me over... I'm HELLABROKE
B: Naw dogg, I'm hella broke. Can't do shit.
Tuner car decal: Don't pull me over... I'm HELLABROKE
by SteeznutS March 9, 2016
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Dude, I'm ADD broke, & that's serious broke -- I can't even afford to pay attention. . . oh, look, a quarter!
Dude, I'm ADD broke, & that's serious broke -- I can't even afford to pay attention. . . oh, look, a quarter!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 8, 2017
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