Brandon

A guy who does not know what he wants in life. He wants a cat but he always loves chickens. He doesn't know what's best for him

Brandon wants both sides. Cats and Chickens

by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017

Brandon

Fat lying piece of shit.

"Brandon Is a fat lying piece of shit"

by XS_ME October 20, 2019

Brandon

A person who is a narcissistic, big headed, asshole. Doesn't care about anyone but himself. Only does nice things as long as it benefits him. AND has a small dick.

You need to break up with him, he's a Brandon.

by phuckyew December 21, 2016

Brandon

A huge fucking cunt

Guy 1: hey whose that guy
Guy2: that's Brandon, he's a fuckin cunt. He fucked my fiancé the day before our wedding

by Poeticle May 27, 2017

BRANDON

A dumb cunt

Wow that kid is a Brandon

by G.Bizzzzz December 15, 2017

Brandon

Brandon is a bitch he does not care about other people and he also hates his friends

A Brandon is a bitch

by Skizzyyy October 18, 2019

Brandon

Beandon is the definition of a rodent like emasculated creature with hideous body odor, missing teeth and third stage syphillis like symptoms of dementia. Usually missing a Male gonad which explains inability to man up. Needs constant financial support and will not take responsibility for children he sired, not many rodent species do though.

Brandon has run out of excuses to not work again, he could be deaf and need of euthanasia

by Cactusjackpaulwillbeback January 9, 2019