Brandon 

Someone who is so convinced they are funny that they will repeat themselves 5-10 times when no one laughs at their jokes. Also excessively says 'What now'. Extremely gullible. Never shuts their damn mouth.

Brandon: At the end of the year, I'll smoke all of my homework so that I can be smarter!
Josh: BRANDON SHUT THE FUCK UP
Brandon: *confused* What now?

Richie, Josh, Ben and Kendra celebrated Brandon's death later that night by smoking all of Brandon's homework.

Brandon by KendraTheIdiot February 11, 2014

Brandon 

Brandon is a a very generous person always outgoing very positive knows how to rock anyone's mood and cheer them up / even if he's upset himself. :)) brandon is a great lover awesome at everything he does and very interesting not only that he's intelligent you can honestly learn a thing or two❤️

See that kid over there he's such a smart guy that reminds me of brandon

Brandon by Princess lover:) June 25, 2016

Brandon 

Gay buff dude with tiny penis

Stupid bitch Brandon

Brandon by Twt3000 June 9, 2016

Brandon 

a fucking twat. he'll waste your time because why the hell not and then make all issues out to be your fault. he is the true definition of an asshole.

"oh, ignore Brandon he's a fucking asswipe."

Brandon by anon774 December 26, 2017

Brandon 

he is a dumb mexican with nice eyebrows.

brandon ur completely stupid.

Brandon by Roshoee February 12, 2018

Brandon 

By far one of the awesomest guys you'll ever meet. Speaks Swedish, Retardish, and English. Supringsly cute for a Chinese guy .D!!! Really fun to hang around, and extremely hilarious though sometimes his epic donkey/hyeena laugh is way funnier then his jokes. Able to make you smile, even at times when it seems like that's the last thing you'd ever be able to do. Likes to have dance parties in closets with unicorns and somehow the unicorns and him are able to dance to songs by Skillet and says "KIN'S SO SMALL!!!" every five seconds.
Definately a person worth spending your time with.

Brandon: Oh hey can I borrow some notes for tommorow's test?
Drake: Yeah sure definatel-
Brandon: KIN'S SO SMALL!!!

Brandon by TheUnicornStealer December 15, 2011

Brandon 

Nerd, no one loves him

No one likes Brandon

Brandon by AlienKiller June 2, 2014