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ANUS MASTURBATE 

It is a BOWEL MOVEMENT from start to finish and it has a PURE PURPOSE at a certain point.
Well, when you realize that this is the most PURE ACT in the world which is proven by the ultimate ASSHOLE LEADER your ANUS MASTURBATE and that is why it feels so good most of the TIME when SHIT passes from your ANUS into the ASSHOLE to the outside world.
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Anus bunglar 

One who lazily tickles an anus
Donny the anus bunglar strikes again
Anus bunglar by Anus_Bunglar December 4, 2021
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Anus busters 

Immaturely naming Dave & Busters for comedic reasoning. Primarily used in “New York.”
*phone rings*
“What you want?”
“We goin anus busters.”
Bet.”
Anus busters by AnusBusters January 21, 2022
An Anus Rip is when you are having intercourse and then decided to stick an alto partially into the rectum, then proceed to take a big juicy rip from the protruding alto device
“Hey babe, make sure you squeeze tight for this Anus Rip
Anus Rip by Bootielover6787 February 17, 2022

anus rope 

"Get these anus ropes off me!" Rachel said, flailing about in the cave.
anus rope by Mehgan Adeth May 4, 2022

anus clintwood 

Anus Clintwood is someone who has failed in life and their parents are very much disappointed in them, they work at a girl's school and they have a Japanese wife that is preggo. their dad's name is Jeff and Anus thinks it's a good idea to call his child that. he loves saying "am I going to have to give you an infringement for improper use of technology. He also loves to creep through people's emails
Person 1: Anus clintwood is soooooo annoying
Person 2: yes but, he looks like Andrew Garfield
Person 1: ON GOD

anus beast pounder 

I got a serious case of the dabbits from that anus beast pounder!