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Wastelander

A person who not only loves freaking out at the annual end-of-days, blast zone celebration known as Wasteland Weekend, but carries that love into the rest of the year, enjoying things such as, (but not limited to), Mad Max, Fallout, The Blood of Heroes, and getting together/finding other Wastelanders to revel in the sun-scorched, bleach-boned, spiked-leather goodness of the post-apocalypse.
After months of raiding, the Wastelanders are gathering and headed to the Mojave to revel in madness and exult in their spoils.
Wastelander by liveMike May 18, 2013
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Semen Skinned Waste Of Sperm 

A white person who's so trash that he/she shouldn't have even been born. Similar to the term "Caucasishit".
"His racist ass called me the n word over social media, but he would never call me that in person because I will knock the hell out of that Semen Skinned Waste Of Sperm."
Semen Skinned Waste Of Sperm by IBTAL September 21, 2019

waste of oxygen 

Someone so useless that each breath he or she takes is just one less lungful of oxygen for someone or something worthwhile.

See also oxygen thief, waste of biomass, waste of carbon, waste of food, waste of life, waste of semen, waste of skin, and waste of space,
"So would you let Madysynne into the bunker if she was outside when they were about to drop the bomb?"

"Hell no. Even just walking down the street she's a waste of oxygen. ...plus, then we can loot her corpse once the radiation settles."
waste of oxygen by Eva Lynn July 10, 2005

Washed swimmers 

Pro Swimmers who have done goofed up so far.
Examples of Washed swimmers are

-Ryan Lochte bc of 2016 but sorta started to figure life out and sorta reedemed himself.
-Klete Keller because of January 6th.
-Connor Dwyer because of his stupidity of testosterone and getting banned.
-Shaine Casas because according to guys at the Texas pro group he’s an asshole also told a top recruit to not go to his former college out of spite.
-Yannick Angel because of his SA scandal
-Diver Jordan Windel because of texting an underage girl in that way.
-Brock Turner because of the incident at Stanford.
There’s probably more that’s all I remember so far.

Help Wanted 

Help Wanted is first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. It aired on May 1, 1999, and it's plot revolves around SpongeBob joining the Krusty Krab.
The official SpongeBob channel has uploaded Help Wanted onto YouTube. Give it a watch.

Wanted Wednesday 

The Wanted's Favorite day of the week. They put up a new video every week on youtube and they send out a mailer.
"Seen this week's #WantedWednesday flip? - Mailer is on it's waaaaaayyy promise :P" as posted by @thewantedmusic via twitter on Feb 15 (Wanted Wednesday)

Father What-A-Waste 

Nickname for a Catholic priest who has the unfortunate distinction of being the hottest guy in the parish. The epitome of unattainableness & a constant source of frustration for Catholic schoolgirls.
Girl #1: OMG have you seen our new parish priest?

Girl #2: INORITE? Father What-A-Waste should make going to confession interesting!