vertidone

A sexual position in which the man holds the woman upside down in a vertical position where the woman is performing a handstand. The man inserts his penis inside of the woman's vagina and begins to have sex with her. This process is intended to continue until the man comes.
(Vur-tee-dun)

*My spouse and I performed a vertidone last night.

*My wife broke her neck last night during our vertidone, when I dropped her on her neck.

by Eenis September 20, 2007

Verticornicus

Makes your peepee disappear

The swelling of his verticornicus area would probably overcome his peepee and make it disappear.

by UVioletPilot September 14, 2018

Venting

A way to get around the map, as an Imposter and to break friendships in Among Us it's fucking epic.

Cyan: I saw blue venting

Blue: No I didn't
Red: We all know it's Blue

Yellow: I disagree with Red
Lime: Nah it's was totally blue
Blue: WTF guys
Purple: Blue did vent I was with him in electrical.
Blue was the Imposter.

by Faggot man 69 November 1, 2020

Solo Rusty Ventilator

When a gentleman has the urge to have someone take a steaming dump on his chest but finds himself alone. He coils one on the shower curtain, lies down in the bath while holding the curtain at an angle (angle should be adjusted according to consistency and clingability) allowing the brown trout to slowly slide onto his chest

Olly: Jason, why the fuck is there a brown streak on the shower curtain?

Jason: It was the dog

Olly: The dog doesnt eat cashew nuts

Jason: Sorry, I had a solo rusty ventilator

Olly: Why didn't you just call me I've been touching cloth all day

by Safarijon January 20, 2009

VENTI

Man in need of another man

Juice really needs a Venti to keep his spirits up.

by C~Dawg June 4, 2007

Venting

To relieve aggravation by texting or yelling about a particular subject. Venting is not considered complete until topless photos are sent to relevant interested parties.

"I couldn't wait 'till she was done venting!" ~Hopeful Husband

by Grandpa_Disdain January 22, 2019

Alaskan Vertical Snuggle

Noun: When two males engage in a snuggle or spoon while standing upright, after the big spoon massages the pectorals of the little spoon and continues massage on down the torso as if frisking. The two men then remove their clothing to morph into the position of the Alaskan Vertical Cool Hand Luke.

Rob and Travis were intoxicated when Rob said "Don't move I'm going to give you a massage." Then Travis said "Oooh, is this an Alaskan Sniperfuck?" Then Rob managed to slur "No silly goose, I'm gonna hit you with an Alaskan Vertical Snuggle you big bear you." Love ensued.

by Saxenkuntz March 28, 2009