Uriel 

A funny, loyal, trust worthy person. Usually a male, with a need for adventure and fun. Uriel is always there for their friends but struggles with trusting people themselves. Uriel may be able to sense when someone will be important to them, and once they're your friend, Uriel will not want to let you go. Uriel can be the therapist friend a lot, but that doesn't mean that they don't have a sense of humor. Because they are hilarious, the kind of person you can stay up all night with talking to. If you have a Uriel in your life, be sure to keep them. Uriel grows attached easily and is very understanding of people. Uriel can keep secrets and when they open up to you, they'll know that you can keep there's. Uriel can be protective of their friends but they always treat people with respect. Uriel is the type of person you will never meet twice. And an amazing friend if you have one in your life.

Stranger 1: Who's that? They seem to make everyone feel better?
Stranger 2: That's Uriel! They're amazing, always puts a smile on their friends faces. Not to mention loyal!
Stranger 1: Seriously?? I want to be friends with Uriel!

Stranger 2: Have fun! They'll take you on a great great adventure!

Uriel by Vivian:) January 15, 2022

urnent 

A vague word that is perfect for any instance in which another word is not perfectly suited. Akin to the infamous "snoogins" terminology from our Dynamic Duo. However, urnent sometimes connotes befuddlement in the face of extreme ignorance. Created by the cool kids at Emerson Elementary School.

1) Jane says to Bob, "I just put 2 quarts of 10w40 gasoline in my car and now it won't start for some reason..." Bob laughs in her face and yells "URNENT!"

2) Two friends watch as a bird shits on their nemesis, and the splatter of the fecal matter actually spells the letter L on his head. The friends look at each other in amazement and remark, "Urnent!"

urnent by lachrymal December 11, 2007

Urinal Horn 

Name of the spontaneous, uncontrollable and often embarassing flatulence emitted by a male while standing at a urinal.

"I was pissing next to Frankie at the gym and he totally blew the urinal horn. Stinky bastard."

Urinal Horn by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

urinal goatee 

Refers to the collection of pubic hair that often accumulates around the protruding base of a public urinal.

How often are these restrooms cleaned? This urinal has developed quite a urinal goatee.

urinal goatee by Code_Monkey_usa July 9, 2009

Urinalism 

Writings, quotes, blurbs or jibberish found on or around urinal surfaces; of or pertaining to distinctive doctorine, theory, beliefs, systems or practice . Generally, but not always, composed by persons after alcohol consumption.

If you are writing a urinalism in the restroom, you have been in there too long.

Urinalism by Dmarkisw February 19, 2015

urinal chess 

When you strategically select a urinal with the intention that the next bathroom goer will either have to go right next to you or will take the walk of shame into the stall.

Walk of shame = check mate, gain a point

If the second person selects a urinal next to the original urinal man but cannot phase the original guy, then he doesn’t gain a point (assuming he creates a stream). If the second guy is phased and cannot manage a stream, he loses a point.

If you need to do the walk of shame, you lose a point.

“Urinall In” - In the event that there are more than 5 urinals and there’s is a one urinal gap between two guys, one can earn two points for bridging the buffer zone successfully. If you can’t manage a stream, you lose two points.

If you’re on the offensive, you have 7 seconds to create a stream or it’s considered a “failure to manage”, resulting a loss of a point.

“The Matthew Wilder” - If somehow when on the offensive the 2nd player successfully intimidates the first goer enough to break their stream mid-stream. The offensive player is awarded 5 points. The person whose stream breaks loses 5.

Rick: Yo man I totally just had the most bodacious check mate on this kid in a game of urinal chess.

Ralph: shit man, how many points you at now?

Rick: I’m at 11 on the week. I’m kind of a pro.

urinal chess by KingOfTheUrinal May 3, 2018

sacrificial urinal 

A urinal between two occupied urinals that is left open to avoid crowding and embarrassing misunderstandings

Alien: Why do human males only use every other urinal?

Guy: So strangers won't see our cocks or think we're looking at their cocks. We call the empty one "the sacrificial urinal."

Alien: Why is it such a big deal to see each other's cocks? Or why can't you just say "I'm not going to look at your cock if you don't look at mine?"

Guy: I definitely wouldn't believe somebody if they told me that, plus it offers no protection against bumping into each other.

sacrificial urinal by 8bAllv1lla1n November 5, 2009