Slut Treasure
Slut Treasure by Slut Treasure November 12, 2019
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Lunch Threesome
Lunch Threesome by soapsoapsoap February 3, 2020
ape tees
A company situated in China with the nerve to sell uncomfortable material that breaks within a month, and then you can't file a complaint because they don't have a website to go to, and you can't return the pieces of shit because you don't live in China. Wearing this will make you look like a douchebag who does nothing but lift on omegle. Don't even try buying something from here, and the t-shirts feel like they are made of crusty face masks(and they smell like them too). Overall, if you want the hoes, and you have the mental strength to ignore that your brand new sweat pants look like they are from a dumpster, go ahead and buy ape tees.
Did you see Kyle wearing that shitty, piss-colored shirt from some random ass company called ape tees? He looks like hes trying to be an Asian gangster!
ape tees by animedonut March 15, 2021
Heavens Threesome
The alternative to a Devils Threesome. Instead of two guys and one girl, there are three guys (which is universally regarded as heaven).
Jackson: I'm going to have a threesome with Joe and Jason.
Margaret: I'm so jealous! You're going to heaven in a Heavens Threesome!
* Chorus of Angels begin singing from the sky *
Margaret: I'm so jealous! You're going to heaven in a Heavens Threesome!
* Chorus of Angels begin singing from the sky *
Heavens Threesome by Jessica Candy July 26, 2023
A Nugget Threesome
A Nugget Threesome by Nutley April 21, 2009
Bringing a Knife to a Threesome
Pop culture euphemism for;
1. Person(s) who kills a good mood, fun killer, party pooper
2. Bringing a highly inappropriate item ill suited for the situation.
Origin:
Based on this ridiculous account;
"In Fargo, N.D., a man, 33, reportedly stabbed another man, 37, during a threesome. The stabbing allegedly occurred when one of the men reportedly refused to switch positions during the sexual romp."
The expression bounces off the old adage Bringing a knife to a gunfight.
1. Person(s) who kills a good mood, fun killer, party pooper
2. Bringing a highly inappropriate item ill suited for the situation.
Origin:
Based on this ridiculous account;
"In Fargo, N.D., a man, 33, reportedly stabbed another man, 37, during a threesome. The stabbing allegedly occurred when one of the men reportedly refused to switch positions during the sexual romp."
The expression bounces off the old adage Bringing a knife to a gunfight.
"Ah shit, don't invite that guy! He'd bring a knife to a threesome".
"His friend was known for bringing a knife to a threesome, so he wrote a list items they would need; better safe than sorry".
"Who brings a knife to a threesome!? Seriously!"
"His friend was known for bringing a knife to a threesome, so he wrote a list items they would need; better safe than sorry".
"Who brings a knife to a threesome!? Seriously!"
Bringing a Knife to a Threesome by Stellababe June 8, 2013
Teesa
The most beautiful thing in the world. Extremely rare because of the beauty. She is very beautiful, passionate, kind, and trustworthy. There is no one like her. A man named Matt is madly in love with her and wont ever let her go.
Teesa by Poopsie Bear October 28, 2013