I pulled a Toad River Sambo because no one thought I would be capable of being an incredulous, psychotic douche bag.
by tumblebeerumble April 1, 2022
Get the Toad River Sambo mug.The species of Toad have lived for trillions of years. Existing before and during the time of humanity, they have helped man sculpt society from behind the scenes. Over time, Toads created the almighty Toad Council, upon which sit the wisest and most esteemed of all the Toads. With that position comes the great responsibility of not just controlling the Toad society, but all life. The Toad council spread their laws through the mighty Wooden Toad. This magnificent creature is feared by many for both its supreme intellect and strength as well as its efficiency to enforce the laws of the Toad Council. One should consider themselves blessed to ever be in the presence of Wooden Toad.
"Wow, I am just perplexed after having met Wooden Toad. I feel just being in his presence has increased my IQ tenfold"
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Get the Toad in the hole mug.A term used to describe a person with toad like features, accompanied with uncontrollable sporadic croaking noises. These noises are somewhat reminiscent of a faulty starter motor.
Hey Jimmy! That Brendan is a right Toad Head. He sounds like he could use a glass of WD40, he must have swallowed a dodgy starter motor.
by Squiffty Car Din March 7, 2014
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