The species of Toad have lived for trillions of years. Existing before and during the time of humanity, they have helped man sculpt society from behind the scenes. Over time, Toads created the almighty Toad Council, upon which sit the wisest and most esteemed of all the Toads. With that position comes the great responsibility of not just controlling the Toad society, but all life. The Toad council spread their laws through the mighty Wooden Toad. This magnificent creature is feared by many for both its supreme intellect and strength as well as its efficiency to enforce the laws of the Toad Council. One should consider themselves blessed to ever be in the presence of Wooden Toad.
"Wow, I am just perplexed after having met Wooden Toad. I feel just being in his presence has increased my IQ tenfold"
by Wooden_Toad January 11, 2021
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Used to describe short people who are slow ugly, wear all pink, and who drool all over the Minister
She looked just like a toad
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An embodied familiar spirit. Can take the form of a car or other domestic animal but in rare and special occasions appears as a toad.
Jason attempted to conjure a spirit for 5 years with no success. It wasn’t until he had given up the toad arrived on his doorstep.
by JyessicaRabbit636 March 2, 2023
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The worst creatures to have ever been discovered. He is the worst because he lies to Mario that Princess Peach is in another castle.
PETA, I actually need you, can you destroy the Toads.
by Power476 December 19, 2020
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A racist, derogatory ethnic slur used to refer to a black person in Prison.
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The use of psychedelic mushrooms without knowing your current mindset, which when the mushrooms are consumed, you may either experience a good reaction or bad reaction, which ever happens, will tell you if your in a good mindset or not
Yo dude, the other day I tried out Toads Therapy, holy shit i’m not doing alright I need help
by ToxicTerror366 September 3, 2021
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a gross boi, often some people will say "toad boi, i like that guy" but they don't often mean it
omg ew he's so ugly... he's a toad boi
by youredisappointing August 20, 2017
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