Imploding toad

Is a significant other who uses pregnancy as an excuse for EVERYTHING...to include

* being rude, mean and abusive to all she comes in contact with
*blocks you on facebook everyother day
* break up with you every 10 minutes...then somehow making it your fault
*pregnancy is the cause of all actions, none of said actions were caused by her
*soul eater
*causes FLASHBACKS to middle and high school
*headaches
*nausea
*anxiety
* ........

RX:
RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK

You need to dump that girl who is no good for your health, she is an imploding toad.

by Sunshinegrl July 14, 2017

blood toad

A word describing any uncanny character sprite in a retro video game, particularly from the Super Mario series.

That character sprite looks so weird and unpolished. What a blood toad.

by Zelefant May 30, 2019

Toad hatting

When two women wear hats shaped like penises

Jen and Jamie thought they were being funny by toad hatting at work, now they just look like a couple of dicks.

by Paul Sanchez July 30, 2015

Bean toad

When a girl thinks she's cute but she's actually tripping

"Yo Adriane what do you think of that girl over there?"
"She's just a bean toad bro"

by Beantoads January 19, 2016

Toad-tonguing

Whan a man uses his hand (usually pointer and middle fingers) to intentionally and directionally fling his cock from one side of his leg to another, then back again, instantaneously

Sam:"Have you ever tried toad-tonguing a Dorito straight outta the bag bruh"?
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"

by October 15, 2023

Ghost Toad

An idea that you have had, possibly of profound nature, that has been forgotten and is eternally irretrievable. Like a dead, ghostly, slippery toad that has slipped away from the recesses of your mind, never to be seen again. Hence, GHOST TOAD.

Renee Descartes: I think therefore I..... ah damn it! Not ANOTHER ghost toad!!!

by schmuffin February 15, 2021