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Tanner Wank

When one friend or colleague adopts the position of standing whilst bent over, or on all fours, in preparation to receive the ejaculate of another colleague or friend to their back region. This ideally should be performed in a public area, such as a high street or shopping district of a well populated town, surrounded by mutual friends or colleagues in order to constitute a ‘full Tanner’. If the latter conditions are not meant, then the action between two friends or colleagues may only be considered a ‘half Tanner’.
Jee-whiz guys that was fun meeting up the other day.. and what about that full Tanner Wank at the end!

I want you and me to finally have that full Tanner Wank with all our friends present.. not the half one you gave me last night

Has anyone seen Tim & Dan?

Yeah their off round the corner having a half-Tanner

What? A half Tanner wank? Well let’s find them and make this a full Tanner!
by Pipe2Pipe Bushman September 22, 2020
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Tanner

Medium ugly guy who probably still lives with his parents and peaked in college.
by Saywhat24 November 23, 2021
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Tanner

The kind of guy wher he acts like one person when he is around his friends, but when he is not around his friends he is caring and kind and nice. Sometimes you might find him cute even. But when he is mean to you, you change your mind immediately.❤️👌🥰🥵👍🤞💋
Person 1: OMG..... it’s tanner
Person 2: do you like him or something
Person 1: yea

Later that day

Person 1: hey guys
Person 2: what’s wrong
Person 1: tanner was such a jerk to me in class
by Anonymous-A,W March 5, 2020
mugGet the Tannermug.

tanner

tanner is the most amazing girl you’ll ever meet. she is beautiful, she is funny and she is pretty radical. if you ever need to have a smile on your face call tanner and she’ll make you laugh really hard. she likes to help people out and smile.if you ever meet a tanner make her your girlfriend and love her forever, never break her heart. she is kind and nice. make sure if you ever have a tanner you keep her and make her your bff, cause you would love her!
guy 1: look at tanner over there

guy 2: yea i wanna fuck her...
by random876 February 4, 2018
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Tanner

Literally Vector from Despicable Me... Biggest nerd you'll ever meet.
Guy 1: Tanner looks like a gopher
Guy 2: He even has a bowl cut!
by Bob Boy12131323123123 December 11, 2022
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Tanner O’leary

Someone who likes men and being used as sex toy for pirates.
Pirate: I’m gonna go butt fuck that ugly Tanner O’leary
by G moneyyyyyy November 9, 2019
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Tanner Opening

When you attack with only your king in chess and win
I beat this guy in chess with the tanner opening
by Tannerbarb771 March 19, 2021
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