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Grandma Tang

An Annoying grandma who looks like the Tang commercial orangutan, or an orangutan period. Down to the orange hair and saggy titties. Grandma tang refuses to take a shower for months at a time which causes her crusty pinge to smell, she also will say "Huh?" even though you are not speaking to her. Grandma Tang also will dress like a 16 year old girl wearing daisy dukes and tank tops which show her saggy titties. She also takes way to many pills which causes her to fall asleep while standing at the kitchen sink. From behind it looks like she is eating the silverware from the dishdrain. An all around pain in the ass.
Look at Grandma Tang, she took too many pills and has fallen asleep with a lit cigarette in one hand and a bus pass in the other. I bet her pinge is crust.
by cupcake bitch! June 28, 2011
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poon tang poisoning

A disease that you contract sexually; like AIDS HIV
Yo man that hoe gave me that poon tang poisoning
by mrkdon8 December 29, 2013
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Wu-tang

Who wants this roach? Pass it here Ill wu-tang it.
by super mexican 81 June 11, 2016
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bootie tang

It's like Pootie tang, but it's about the booty!
Jaime has got the bootie tang
by Django December 2, 2017
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Poo tang

Eye of penis filled with shit
Oh dear i have a poo tang after slamming that ass
by Serafina86 January 31, 2018
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Forby Tang

Vintage Classic used to describe an action or style that someone has
John always got them kicks with the forby tang sauce.
Kicking it at the lodge on 5th street a real forby tang move man.
by TheCr3ator July 17, 2019
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Wu Tang

The simple move of pulling it anal beads like starting up a lawn mower
Jessica: Tommy gave me a good wu tang last night

Fiona: Damn, I wish my boyfriend would do that
by YaBoiShen September 15, 2019
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