“Man the Santoro Special tickled my prostate so good, I thought my gastric bypass was going to fail!”
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Ricky always wanted to honeymoon at the Niagra Falls but was more than happy to settle for the flowing fluids that sprang forth from his schnozz when Lance performed a nettipot santorum on him.
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