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A Walmart Surprise

When someone shoves a frozen sausage up your

ass while licking it at the same time in a Walmart bathroom
Hey Jimbo open wide I'm about to give a Walmart Surprise.
by Niggaz in my butthole May 15, 2020
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Creamy tropical surprise

When an individual ejaculates in your pineapple smoothie b4 serving it to you and surprises you when you take a sip
Wow I can’t believe Eugene gave me a creamy tropical surprise
by Understand me June 16, 2020
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The Freddy Fazbear Surprise

The act of completing The Magician, then when she looks at you with a scared, surprised look you speak in a deep, sultry voice, "SURPRISE."
"Yeah dude last night I pull the Freddy Fazbear Surprise on Her."
by xdNeva February 21, 2021
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Suprise Dyke

a (gay) girl, who everyone thought was straight, but then comes out of nowhere and says she is a lesbian,
Sarahs a lesbian!?!? but i went out with her last year! she is such a Suprise Dyke!
by rainbow girl December 23, 2008
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Suprise Bath

Suprising Someone In Bath Form
1. When someone is taking a bath and you proceed to cannon ball into the bathtub shouting suprise bath. Then you walk you walk out like nothing happened

2. When someone is taking a mean ol' shit you start filling up the bath and sit there like they are not even there.
by SupriseBath August 19, 2013
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diarrhea suprise

When you think a fart building up.However,when released,you quickly realize it is not only a fart.You must always suck it up until reaching a restroom,though sometimes you may be too late,and diarrhea leaks into your pants,making your underwear wet and disgusting.I quickly learned this during my vacation in Chicago,inside a Jareds galleria of jewelry with my mother.
I got a huge fart coming on.
Im not sure that would be wise,we did just stop by panda express.It could be diarrhea suprise.
by helpful tipper May 6, 2011
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salty suprise

a sudden wave of cum into the mouth
she gave me a salty suprise
by dindin56 September 29, 2015
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