spocker

kind of like the shocker, except 2 fingers in the ass.

Going to town,with 2 in the brown.

by The Dave May 13, 2005

Spockblock

The act of punching holes in someone's argument or idea by way of pointing out how illogical it is.

I wanted to become an actor, but my father spockblocked me.

by Malion January 14, 2008

spokeshave

a short-bodied plane with two handles, used for shaving small spindles, spokes, or on curved pieces.

I shaped the cabriole legs with a spokeshave.

by Antinous September 12, 2003

spokeshroom

(n) a psilocybic mushroom that causes extreme hallucinations. the high often leaves people paranoid and schizophrenic, as if voices were talking to them.

"After listening to Shpongle for a good few hours, I started to heart strange voices. I shouldn't have taken those spokeshrooms"

by Fox In a Trance June 26, 2009

Spock Treatment

A term used when a couple pleasures each others privates. The term originates from when a young man stood behind a cardboard cutout of Spock and cut out a area in the pants to insert his privates.

Male " hey babe I got a homerun in baseball tonight "
Female " gosh dear that's great!"
Male " can I have a Spock treatment?"
Female " sure!"

by Sportsbra33 January 1, 2012

Spokesracist

Any spokesperson or individual who in any way offends Politically Correct Liberals. Everything said by any spokesracist is branded as racist hate speech by the PC... even when race isn’t involved in the issue.

PC Woman: “You look like three wise men. On what issues should we Media-Americans provide more in depth coverage?

Moe: “For me, more coverage on the US deal with Iran ‘cuz I think it puts Jews in Israel at risk.”
PC Woman: “Obama made that deal... {SLAP}. How dare you disagree with a black man you evil Spokesracist!”

Larry: “More coverage of third party candidates. I don’t like the major party choices.”
PC Woman: “Hillary is one of those choices ... {SLAP}. How dare you deny a woman’s right to be President you evil, sexist Spokesracist!”

Shemp: “No comment.”
PC Woman: “Your silence is appalling... {SLAP! SLAP!}... How dare you ignore and support the Hate Speech of your two friends! ...{SLAP!} Your behavior isn’t funny at all you evil Spokesracist! {SLAP! SLAP!}

by pianocheater September 21, 2016

Spock eyebrows

The raised/pointed eyebrows you get from someone when you are saying something stupid or foolish, similar to that of Mr. Spock from Star Trek. A face people make when you are talking out of your ass, much like the famous Volcan often gave his shipmates aboard the Enterprise.
A facial expression of skepticism, cynicism, or contempt for another's stupidity or foolishness.

I was trying to impress a girl at the party, but she was just giving me the Spock eyebrows the whole time.

Every time I try to sound intelligent I get the Spock eyebrows from people.

by Brydog79 January 18, 2017