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Sour Patch Kids 

When you apply bug spray on your penis and ejaculate your semen in her mouth and she gives you a sour face.
I went camping with my girl and the bugs were so bad I ended up giving her a sour patch kid.

My girl hates when the mosquitos come out, not because she gets bit but because I always end up giving her a mouth full of sour patch kids
Sour Patch Kids by Dat1boii June 19, 2020
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sour cream king 

when ur sweaty at a dumbass football game and smell like sour cream and rotten cottage cheese and ur a king
“wow kade is such a sour cream king
sour cream king by shel03 September 21, 2020
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Sour patch 

To eat a bad substance or for and having to take a shit after
I mixed some sour patches and I was shitting my ass out for 2 days
Sour patch by Nolackinn08 September 21, 2020

Sour Aged 

Where a person of age has grown impatient, lazy and thus selfish due to understanding how the world works
My father has grown "Sour Aged"
Sour Aged by Ass_Pounder October 5, 2020

Sour Milkshake 

A Sour Milkshake is when you jerk off onto a sad girl.
My girlfriend was depressed last night so I gave her a sour milkshake.
Sour Milkshake by anonymous April 7, 2021

sour patch kid

when a girl sucks 2 guys dick who’s cum tastes salty and one taste sweet
tom and john gave me a sour patch kid last night

Sour patch kid

Oony is a sour patch kid.
Sour patch kid by Oons May 8, 2021