Social Media Stalker 

A virtual contact, friend, colleague or passive connection that join all your social networks (Facebook, Myspace, Pinterest, LinkedIn, Digg, Stumbleupon and Google+) and comments, likes, plus one or shares all your posts regardless of rhyme or reason.

These individuals are every where you turn and tend to be individuals you have never met before. They formulate opinions based on everything in your life. They begin to live vicariously through you.

Be careful

My social media stalker has commented on my last ten Google + posts and the last 15 posts on Facebook.

Social Media Stalker by recruiterpoet September 6, 2012

Social Medino 

An old world order trend by keepings all your privacy, private. To have limited or no exposure to and of any Myspace, Facebook, and onlyfans, datum.

Bryan: It's peculiar, Paul's Instagram account is gone?

Craig: Have you checked his Social Medino? I know he keeps his accounts, locked down.

Bryan: No.

Social Medino by DrDingDong May 15, 2020

social cockroach 

Much like the insect bearing the same name, a social cockroach, is a person with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, who just refuses to go away.

"My ex-husband, is a 100% social cockroach. He prowls the night in a drunken stupor, vandalizing my boyfriend's car."

social cockroach by D. Gould December 9, 2006

Social distancing 

What you claim to do when someone is into you, but you want to avoid them and not be rude.

Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'm actually practicing social distancing.

Social distancing by Gartholomew83 March 12, 2020

social climber 

a person who tries to seek social acceptance either through:

1.) the expense of someone else
2.) the use of obsequious behavior
3.) "forced" companionship

while Lee and his two friends were walking in the mall..

Lee's friends: hey man let's go to the movies..
Lee: yeah man! good idea!

(Lee's mobile phone rings..) (kring.. kring..)

Lee: Hello..

Social Climber: Hey where are you?
Lee: at the mall with my close friends..
Social Climber: Cool.. ill go there ok?
Lee: uh.. actually we were planning on just the three of us close friends hanging out.. maybe next time.. is that ok?
Social Climber: i'm on my way to the mall. ill see you guys there..
Lee: uh....
Social Climber: (drops phone..) and is on his way..

lee and his friends have no choice but to either leave the mall before "social climber" arrives, or just deal with his annoying presence.

social climber by funkflick December 5, 2007

Social Nazi 

A rabid Social Conservative that believes that their views and morals are superior and should be reflected in every level of society.
Among other things their disdain for the Constitution beyond themselves is a particular characteristic.
They are also known to play the victim to gain sympathy.

Bob was disgusted at the Social Nazis wild accusation that he was persecuting them

Social Nazi by Bob_the_Patriot May 26, 2008

Social Media Ghost 

Social Media Ghost is an Internet phenomenon that effects only a few people on social media, Internet forums, etc. Social Media Ghosts are people who are generally unnoticed online, thus generally unable to make friends or get replies/reactions to their posts, regardless of the content they post.

There doesn't appear to be a primal reason why some people are SMG, and others aren't.

Social Media Ghost isn’t contained to one website, but the entire Internet. Someone doesn’t have any followers or replies on one social media site or forum alone isn’t SMG.
Although much more rare, it seems to be possible for people who have friends offline to be SMG.

Social Media Ghost by SquiddyKat October 30, 2019