Skaterfag 

Often confused with the standard swagfag, a skaterfag is a swagfag that has evolved to make use of its apparel. It will generally keep its former traits, including douchebaggery and faggotry, but will brag about is skating skill. A skaterfag will generally be pretty damn bad at skating, but acts as if he's Tony Hawk. If an individual were to confront a skaterfag in his life, they should be eliminated with extreme prejudice as they are a threat to all normal people. Their weakness is an extremely stupid skating dare that will most likely get them killed.

Skaterfag: Yo I was just grinding some asphalt in my new super saggy jeans #asphaltyachtclub
Normal person: Pull your pants up you fag and learn to skate properly. You look like a jackass.

Skaterfag by ThatNormalDude October 12, 2013

Skateblock 

A person who gets in your way when your skateboarding.similar to cockblock but with skateboarding.

Damn it Tito stop skateblocking get out of my way

Skateblock by jonathan666 January 8, 2009

poser skater 

According to many people, someone who skates just to be cool, or someone who says he can skate, but he really can't. These people are heavily bashed by the "real skaters" (their opposites). Quite frankly, as a skater, I just enjoy the sport for what it is. I don't see how a piece of wood with wheels underneath can destroy or boost someone's reputation; it's just an object! I think everyone has the right to skate (even those that some call posers) because we should all just have fun. I'm not supporting "fake skaters" or their motives, but I'm just defending the rule that we should just do it for fun and forget the other stuff. Hell, this "poser" subject has such a big impact in the skater community in general, some skaters just try too hard to be original. once again, we should all just enjoy it.

Hardcore skater dude: look at that dude. he just skates around to look cool! what a faggot!
Me: Alright, man. We're not in control of him. Let him do what makes him happy.
Hardcore skater dude: come on bro! look at him! look at the Nike 6.0s and kr3w shirt he's wearing! what a fucking poser skater!
Me: Whatever, man. Just leave this alone. Let's go skate. Forget about your thing with the posers man. Just skate!

poser skater by oldschoolskaterfan1 June 4, 2009

skateboarding 

a way of life, how you live, what you breath, everything you cherish, all that you love, skating is everything, its how we live, its something we need, something you cant live without, essential as my heart and brain, skaters love to skate and not "pose as skaters", a real skater just strives to get better, already great at it or just starting, real skaters skat all day and do it because they want to and need to, real skaters help anyone that wants to learn................. SKATING IS A LIFE LONG JOURNEY THAT YOU WILL NEVER FINISH, YOU WILL ONLY GET BETTER, BUT AS U GET BETTER, THE FINISH LINE STAYS THE SAME DISTANCE AWAY, EVERYTIME YOU LAND A TRICK, YOU LEARN OF A NEW ONE U HAVE NEVER HEARD OF. THE JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES, BEGINS WITH A SINGLE STEP...................

i love skateboarding, its my life man!

skateboarding by skateordie4ever April 30, 2007

skatepark slut 

A female who hangs around the skatepark and flirts with the skateboarders. It can also be a female that goes out with a lot of skateboarders or a person of either gender that has a tendency to be at the skatepark.

She's going out with another skateboarder?!? Geez, what a skatepark slut!

skatepark slut by smileysarah December 28, 2005

figure skater 

Ok I need to clarify thigs a bit, the picture above is not called a chinese spiral, it's called a catch-foot, or beilman spiral. And there is no such thing as a "quint axel", the hardest jump in figure skating is the quad axel, never landed in competition, but it is still possible. And I heard all of you talking about how difficult and dangerous figure skating is, but you failed to mention the grace and beauty of the sport.

"Here it comes, the triple lutz, this one's big,..., wow! She landed that so beautifly and gracefully, that take-off was absolutely esquisette, and her height was amazing. She just proved herself to the judges as a TRUE figure skater"

figure skater by bootylishous November 12, 2006

Skateboard Park 

A Skateboard park is a area of land devoted to the art and form of Skateboarding, Generally its concrete requires little of no upkeep and supplies a broad section of that city's kids and teens with a place to skate more or less safely.In general i have seen very few problems associated with these parks beyond the spiteful rumors of the Skate park bigots,I think every library area should have a skateboard park nearby,To my knowledge no kid who is dedicated to skateboarding has ever shot up his Math class...

" lets drop the kids off at the Skateboard park..and get some shopping done..I never worry about Kimberly getting hit by a car if she skates there.."

Skateboard Park by DaynaS March 2, 2008