salmanito

Salmon that likes the song despacito.

Despacito I don’t know what to say except salmanito

by Lilcorndogwithasideofkethcup May 22, 2018

Salman-run

Refers to Mr. Rushdie's hurried flight to escape persecution from radical Muslims, merely because he had exercised his right to free speech by authoring a controversial book.

Mass redfish-migrations typically take place in the fall of the year, but the Salman-run occurred as soon as the author felt threatened, regardless of the season of the year.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

Salman Dawdledie

The lesser-known author-contemporary of the infamous Islam-basher; he merely wrote a mildly-doubtful-toned work regarding the religion and its followers, and so Iranian leaders didn't actually place a bounty on his head; they merely wanted to question him on his "motivation 'n' motives" surrounding the book. He therefore just quietly withdrew from the public eye and slowly travelled to a remote part of the country where he wasn't known well, and then lived out his remaining days in humble anonymity on the modest proceeds from his book.

I wonder if Salman Dawdledie enjoyed fishing during his retirement years?

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

selaggy

Selaggy is someone completely different from everyone else, she is very focus on important things and trys her very best. If your lucky to have selaggy as a friend be respectful as though she is extremely kind and sweet and just amazing she is funny and straight up radical. Selaggy is understanding and wants everyone to be happy even those that dislike selaggy. Selaggy is a warm hearted person and its hard to make her mad unless u disrespect her. She hates disrespect and people who dont think before they speak but she deals with situations very maturely. Selaggy is extremely chill and easy to talk to she sees everyone equal and doesn’t judge people by their cover.

Jim: “Hey you know that Instagram girl Selaggy? “
Bart: oh yeah shes so chill and funny i love her!!

by Selaggy November 20, 2018

Salmana Roka

A smelly fish, with a tiny penis who loves his own gender. Has dead jokes and chills with people younger than him. He also finds it normal to call girls younger than him fit and peng.

Boy: “Salmana Roka stinks of fish, doesn’t he?”
Friend: “Doent he, everybody knows he had the smallest penis in England!”

by Ashy Mama December 22, 2018

Salman Shahid

(verb): to influence young people without much thought about the long term emotional and psychological consequences.

Oh fuck! He got salman shahid'd.
Don't Salman Shahid everything!

by huhhh22 March 15, 2019

Selanus

The younger sister of a friend, but she is thiccer, hotter and shorter. She usually has piercings on places that you will be happy to see later on and she is very hard headed. She bites so better watch out!

- Remember that selanus of Ericka?

- Yeah she is the better verison of her but damn she left a mark on my neck.

by TryingToStudy March 16, 2019