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snatch patch

a female who acts like a bitch for no reason other than to make people miserable.
Peggy Sue left me waiting for my lunch so she could make a phone call; what a snatch patch!
by devonshire69 November 6, 2008
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Snatch Leakage

Snatch Leakage is a rare condition mainly caused by those two hot studs Odermatt and the Polar Bear.
Symptoms include:
- Moist Panties
- Loss of urinal control
- Loss of sense of decency
- Uncontralable urges to attack aforementioned studs
- Cold sweats
- Clamy box
- Potential red spotting which may be itchy and irritable

The only cure for this condition is to seal the area with selleys wet gap filler.
Oh look out the women are going wiiiild! Better be careful they don't get a Snatch Leakage condition.
Mentioned by either Odermatt or the Polar Bear after walking into a club
by BundyThePolarBear July 13, 2007
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snatch-box

To steal, usually done in the presence of a friend with thier full awareness as "snatch-box" is usually said before the item is taken.
When Julia said she did not want the shirt anymore I told her I was snatch-boxing it to take it off her hands.
by Sarah July 29, 2003
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snatch-box fan

what a girl needs when she just had super rough sex. A fan to cool off your snatch-box or pussy
I need a snatch-box fan, my pus is worn out from all that humpin'
by graffix chic June 30, 2004
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Snatch Pig

A man or woman who enjoys inserting their nose into a womans twat and sniffing. Usually sniffing enthusiastically with a snorting noise much like a pig, hence the phrase.
Doreen, did you know that Kenneth has a penchant for sniffing my vaginal aromas....he's a real snatch pig
by ranyryan October 14, 2008
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snatch catch

Female equivalent of a cockblock. Someone or something that gets in the way of a woman getting laid.
This guy was checking me out, but my boyfriend was hanging all over me like a total snatch catch. There was no way I was getting laid.
by webBoi November 13, 2011
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snatch crack

Not quite as bad as dumb ass. Have not achieved dumb ass status yet.
You just a snatch crack tryin to become a dumb ass!
by asystole September 13, 2009
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