Shrimp Slushie

In refrence to shrimping.
Following homosexual intercourse between two guys; after which the pitcher produces a bendy straw and proceeds to suck the mixture of shit and sperm from his partner's gaping asshole. The twist is it is done outside in the winter or cold weather, where the sperm/shit mixture is almost frozen causing a slush-like texture.

Why'd you get fired from the Kwik-N-Stop?
Because I made a Shrimp Slushie.
Ew brah thats disgusting why would you do that?
Because I was hungry AND thirsty.

by Shirleyy January 8, 2008

slushing

Rubbing menstrual blood over your arms, then sliding the smooth side of the razor over your arm, pretending to cut yourself. Often leads to multiple orgasms.

I didn't have the balls to cut myself, so I went slushing instead. Then cried black tears in a corner.

by Emdizzzzle October 23, 2007

Slush

Someone who becomes intoxicated off of very little alcohol - typically one glass of wine. Disorientation will ensue, and misuse of common words is possible. Use caution around persons of this nature as they have been known to ram walls with their heads.

May also be used as a verb: slushie.

Bill's such a slush!

Bill's getting pretty slushie off of that glass of wine.

by aaycap January 2, 2011

Slushin'

Denotes the sounds that occur during sex with a girl that gets around a bit too much. The sounds occur when the vagina is stretched out from excess amounts of sex, and when she becomes overly wet. Most sounds that occur are vastly disgusting, and include "queefing" amongst other things. This term is on par with "ratchet."

Queefing; Slut; Wet; Vaginal Farting; Slushin'

by Slushin' Hoe May 16, 2013

Slunker Slanking

A euphemism for masturbating.

"Fuck off dude, I'm slunker slanking."

by wtflolz October 11, 2015

Slushie

The Most Hot Man On The Face Of The Earth. He Streams On Twitch @ItsSlushie_ And Is Really Cute

"Average Slushie Enjoyer: Ayo Bro You See Slushie's New Stream"

"Other Guy: Yah Bro But He Kinda Stole My Girl"

"His Girl: Wow Slushie Ur Sooooo Hot

by Pengin>:) August 4, 2021

blumpkin slushie

similar to the blumpkin hat (giving a swirly post blumpkin) but this time you have diarrhea

Karly drank all of my blumpkin slushie last night, it was awesome!

by taco hut March 17, 2009