simp

a simp is when you keep simping over a girl and you think they gonna like it and go out with you.

Person 1: “omg you know natalia damn she has such a phat ass🤤“
Person 2: “man your simping yet again, she dont like you😒“

by 🐩 puppy person August 10, 2020

Simp

Squirrel In My Pants.
Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.”

To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs.
A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.

“Yo stop being a f***ing simp.”
“Nah man. I’m trying to get into her vaginal opening.”

by That Dude Kid March 28, 2020

Simp

Super
Intense
Minecraft
Player

Holy hell your such a simp bro you play so much mc

by Yes ;) April 18, 2022

Simp

Someone who will, at the cost of their own happiness and self worth, adjust their own personality / behaviour to please a love interest.

Guy 1 : 'Bro you seen that Will Smith slap? Mans simping haaarrrdd'
Guy 2 : 'Ye that bitch got him brainwashed'

by Yenicememe May 9, 2022

simp

a person who dies anything to get in bed with a girl

look mikael is the biggest simp ever

by apekatt August 1, 2020

simp

a girl called simrah

"wow simprah is such a simp"
"ikr, shes the simpiest simp to ever exist"

by yourlocalgp November 3, 2022

Simp

A male who swallows their pride multiple times to do stuff for an ungrateful woman. A simp will go out of their way to please a woman hoping for some pussy, but everyone can see they will never get any. Typically tied to males with the name of Coby.

Guy 1: Coby "Downers" bought that girl lunch. Didn't she say she thought he was ugly?
Guy 2: She doesn't like him, but he still buys her lunch everyday. What a simp.

by fukcobyjowers January 23, 2020