scientologest

A very stupid person, known for believing in ridiculous fairy tales. If a Scientologest, piece of moss, and a boulder had a "who's the stupidest" contest, the Scientologest would be the one too stupid to figure out the rules. Scientologests don't even know how to spell Scientologist correctly, that's how stupid they are.

My pit bull attacked a Scientologest. Everybody rejoiced.

by CaptCrunchKilledTheTrixRabbit June 14, 2014

scientology

So like thousands of years ago, there were aliens on this planet and then this galactic overlord came and killed all of them. Their soles went into a volcano. And then man evolved or something and now their soles reside in us, and that's what makes us sad and depressed. And so you give them $250 and they give you a book that tells you about your thinking levels. And then, and then your a Scientologist... But only if you pay them money, you cant get in for free.

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by FHRITP ALL DAY ERR DAY December 29, 2015

Science Justice Warrior

Another term for Science Troll. A person whom often argues from a Point of Authority without providing evidence of their own credentials. They are related to a Social Justice Warrior whom may not possess a strong position, but rather look for personal vindication and attention.

Don't be a Science Justice Warrior on my physics forum.

by heartlandmasses November 25, 2016

science fair project

The act of first placing a tube of Mentos candy inside the anus, and then quickly yet carefully sliding a newly opened Coke bottle (neck first) into the anal cavity. The participant should be on all fours with their ass up in the air with the bottle pointed upwards. The Mentos and Coke will react, and launch the Coke bottle out of the ass and high into the air like a Rocket at the Science Fair.

This project is almost guaranteed to win any Science Fair

We were in the bedroom, things were getting hot and heavy. But then I got exhausted, so I stepped out of the bedroom to get a refreshing Coke. When I came back, she had a Mentos in her hand and was pushing it in her ass. She told me she wanted me to win the Science Fair Project, so I just went with it.

by QueenAndPeasant August 9, 2017

Scientistic

Another word for scientist.

Wow, I've never seen Mikey this scientistically inclined when he's high!

by Killercoke2 August 8, 2019

Sciencpest

"Sciencpest" (meant to sound like Scientist), noun, a Scientist who smothers the lay public with overdone Science in everyday activities and functions.

That guy over there, complaining about the labels on the coffee, is a Sciencpest.

by Just another scientist September 9, 2019

Scientific Method

Fuck around and find out

person one: "hey dude I dont know how to figure out how thos works"

person two: "dude, just use the scientific method"

person one: "ah, fuck around, find out. alsomost forgot"

by Filbo Ogies September 17, 2020