A very stupid person, known for believing in ridiculous fairy tales. If a Scientologest, piece of moss, and a boulder had a "who's the stupidest" contest, the Scientologest would be the one too stupid to figure out the rules. Scientologests don't even know how to spell Scientologist correctly, that's how stupid they are.
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Get the scientologist mug.A crazy bunch of freaks who's leader is a dead science fiction writer who was drunk when he made their "super doctrines". They believe in aliens, and enrons, or something like that. Notable members are Tom Cruise and John Travolta. Their biggest goal is to recruit more members and make more money. Tom's goals are that and just make a complete ass of himself.
Me: Dude, War of the Worlds was awesome!
Ron: Tom Cruise is a Scientologist.
Me: Dude, War of the Worlds sucked!
Ron: Tom Cruise is a Scientologist.
Me: Dude, War of the Worlds sucked!
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Get the scientologist mug.Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.
The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.
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Get the Scientologist mug.Get the scientologist mug.Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.
The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.
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