rostermonster

An evil Human Resources Director.

A roster is a list of names of people involved with an organization of some kind. A master of the roster would be the head or Director of Human Resources. A person is inherantly evil is consdered to be a monster.
A rostermonster is thus the evil Human Resources Director.

Employee: I'd like to request some time off to attend to personal matters.

Rostermonster: We do not allow time off for any reason whatsoever. You must report to work on time, every day and work your entire scheduled shift. Noncomplaince with company policy will result in termination of employment.

by trixxieglittergirl March 18, 2011

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Rooster Kiss

When two men pull back their cock heads and push their dick holes together.

Those dudes just dropped their pants, and did a Rooster Kiss.

by Loabn March 9, 2014

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rooster too rooster

The act of stating you have the intention of taking a friend or acquaintance's girlfriend.

Mike saw Joe wasn't treating his woman right, so he had a talk. Rooster too rooster.

by dduffe76 August 10, 2014

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roostercide

The act of intentionally causing the death of a rooster.

Angry that the rooster never crowed, Beth swung a shovel at the rooster and struck it square in the beak. The blow killed the rooster and Beth was charged with roostercide.

by Alfred Chuck April 20, 2015

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