When the man has too quickly skipped through foreplay and tries to jab his erect penis repeated into a dry, very dry vagina; the only thing usually accomplished is a angry irritated vagina. The results of repeated invasion of an improperly lubricated vagina by an impatient erect penis.
One guy says to his buddy, "Hey man, did you score with that hot chick you took home last night?"
His buddy responds, "I think so, when I tried to hit it again this morning, she said she was suffering from "jab rash'."
His buddy responds, "I think so, when I tried to hit it again this morning, she said she was suffering from "jab rash'."
by herumgirl November 23, 2013
Get the jab rashmug. A Bat Rash is where an individual shaves the bat symbol into his genital region. After a few days, one would develop the dreaded rash due to regrowth of stubborn hairs further ruining the Bat Symbol design.
by batrashman October 27, 2011
Get the Bat Rashmug. A rash, or similar skin disorder which occurs due to the stress of being bullied by your co-workers.
Veronica's skin complaint was due to her boss constantly undermining her work, talking over her when she is giving presentations, and burning her on the sly with lit cigarettes whilst calling her worthless. It is definitely a Bully Rash.
by Grifty May 20, 2011
Get the Bully Rashmug. by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the Rashmug. Gash rash is a colloquial term for skin injury to the pubic region caused by abrasion with another person's pubic or facial region, often as a consequence of depilation to said regions hair. Though usually gone unnoticed while attaining gash rash, many find the aftermath to be unpleasant, and even defined by some as excruciating when bodily liquids are introduced to the affected area. It can be avoided by either refraining from shaving, or by epilating (removing hair from its root below the skin) the region instead. One can try to hide their gash rash from being known to others by simply getting dressed, but the awkward stride and stiffled gasps are a tell tale sign of the affected.
The majority of times gash rash only leaves minor abrasions to the skin, that usually disappear within a day or two. Some severe cases of gash rash have been known to take up to 3 weeks to heal, needing a daily regimen of cleaning, drying, and venting of the area until gone.
The majority of times gash rash only leaves minor abrasions to the skin, that usually disappear within a day or two. Some severe cases of gash rash have been known to take up to 3 weeks to heal, needing a daily regimen of cleaning, drying, and venting of the area until gone.
Michelle: "I don't know if I can go to the Stone Pony tomorrow to see the Yonder Mountain String Band, I can barely walk!"
Liz: "I told you never to shave the night before a date with a man that rocks facial stubble- that combination is a gash rash certainty"
Liz: "I told you never to shave the night before a date with a man that rocks facial stubble- that combination is a gash rash certainty"
by Luck Is on all4Z July 6, 2024
Get the Gash rashmug. by ThatsaBadName July 21, 2019
Get the speed queen rashmug. Toilet Rash: When a person, usually in shorts or a skirt, exits the restroom with visible imprints of the toilet on their legs and/or cheeks.
by Lenyo July 9, 2014
Get the toilet rashmug.