towel quake

when you have a random outburst of laffter, so large that it is almost like an earthquake on a smaller scale, others include

-Towel quake
- tree quake
-toadstool quake
- cow quake

towel just sounds better- thats why i used it

"Hey, you whats up?"- dude
"Dude I just failed my test." sad dude
" im srry"-dude
" i know dude and i studied" sad dude
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHEEEHEEELOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" DUDE
"that was not needed"-sad dude
"Don't worry it was just a towel quake."

by boo01313 April 16, 2009

quaffle

a really bad hair do. cross between quaff (hairstyle) and awful.

Naruto: Sasuke your hair is a quaffle
Sasuke: What do you mean ?
Naruto: It looks like a ducks butt

by vampirexlovers95 July 26, 2008

quake

bomb, sweet, bad-ass

"How was the party?" "It was quake"

by blair livacious April 15, 2006

Quaker Fuck

To, as forcefully and powerfully as you can, thrust into a gal's vagina, causing an instantaneous orgasm, and by doing so, gettin her knocked up.

Quaker Fuckin, man, those Quakers got the right idea. It's like BOOM, ya pregnant.

by AGENT XTRIZZLE November 14, 2006

quaker

Someone who is born from an older couple. Typically with siblings much older, or no siblings at all. Usually stubborn and has little to none of their own ideas, due to their parents supposed wisdom.

-Hey, how old was that chicks mom?
.Like 60 something
-Oh, so she is a quaker.
.What the hell is a quaker, are you talking about the christian thing?
-No... never mind, forget it I made it up.

by Brad Ruckson September 16, 2010

Quake Monkey

A guy who shoots people because a video game tells him to.

damn, eric and dylan are a bunch of QUAKE MONKEYS

by daMAN September 26, 2003

Quaff

Quaff holds the exact same meaning as the word "Cunt", but seeing as the use of this word is commonly thought of as completely unacceptable language at any social level; quaff is used. It bestows the same feeling unto the persons it is used upon without the following complaints of the language used.

That little quaff better run and hide

by Big Andy D April 7, 2005