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Malik-Jon Langott is easily the best candidate for the VP Position. He is a dedicated member of the United Nations Club, and would work assiduously to maximize the potential of the club.
Malik-Jon is the best candidate for the vice president position!
by m9lik April 25, 2023
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worst president

Guy 1: Who's the worst president?
Guy 2: James Buchanan!
Guy 3: Donald Trump!
Me: Fuck knows.
by 7568ino December 2, 2023
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Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
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President Bong

This is a phrase used to describe somebody who is hogging the smoking device and keeping it to yourself.
Lyle: Dude, Jack, pass the bong!
Randy: You're like president bong over there, Jack.
by planetchad June 15, 2009
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President of the United States

The highest-ranking politician in the United States, able to veto congressional legislation and sign executive orders. Despite often being considered the most powerful man in the world, the job actually requires relatively little technical skill to perform since a President can rely on their administration to formulate policy and write executive orders, speeches, statements etc. This is demonstrated by the fact that most of the recent Presidents at the time of writing have either been senile or dangerously stupid.
“The President of the United States” is a phrase that Americans like to say with relish.

“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?” ~The President of the United States
by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
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president ohio

Travel in Amerima president Obama BIG BANANA PENCIL, president ohio
by Imthehamman July 4, 2023
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