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Pactaku

A sexy person with a long shlong and is funny
Omg look it’s Pactaku he’s so hot
by Pog log dog March 29, 2021
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Pastafarianism

a new religion that worships Flying Spaghetti Monster, initially created to protest the Kansas State School Board's decision to teach "Intelligent Design" in schools.

Also known as the FSM cult
Codes of conduct:
# Prayers are ended with the word RAmen rather than Amen.
Benefits of conversion:
# Like the great noodles they worship, Flying Spaghetti Monsterists have flimsy moral standards.
# Promise of a stripper factory and a beer volcano in Heaven.

A rival faction, based on SPAM (Spaghetti & Pulsar Activating Meatballs), has formed and is calling for a Holy War against FSM. SPAMation claims to have the One True Letter to the Kansas School Board.
by hattrickcheeto September 8, 2005
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pastafarian

Worshipper and follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Have you been touched by His Noodly Appendage? Then put on your pirate outfit and join the Pastafarians!
by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
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pamtastic

(noun). Defined as extravagantly fanciful; marvelous
"Wow Jumbo, you got an A+ on your exam! That's pamtastic!"
by Joe Burago January 14, 2008
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paitau

To make a plan with your friends and then cancel at the last minute, giving some shitty reason.
Looks like Hussein paitau again. He should have been here with us for this ride out session.
by Hafidz_X January 31, 2016
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Pastafarian

Portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarian.

Pastafarian (noun) Someone who believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Pastafarian (adjective) Having qualities relating to a Pastafarianistic ideal.
(noun) Joyce is a Pastafarian.
(adjective) Her thoughts and beliefs were considered Pastafarian to most.
by NewSlang07 July 12, 2007
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Pantalone

He is one of the 11 Fatui Harbingers.

He is the hottest mf that ever exists, you can get all wet just hearing his voice. He works at the Northland Bank and he is in a relationship with his money.
me: "OMG HAVE YOU SEEN PANTALONE? I'M CUMMING SO HARD!!"

person: "YES! HE IS A HOT BANKER"
by xiaosminchiao November 27, 2022
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