pootershalagen

delicious beer

One day I was cleaning out my house and I found a delicious bottle of pootershalagen under the sink right beside the cleaning supplies.

by JZ ZIMMERMAN LINDGREN September 25, 2011

Pooterection

A word to denote something a female, possessing a vulva or "pooter", finds sexually arousing. Similar to the use of female boner but better.

I totally got a pooterection watching a pole-dance video just now!

or

Hot firemen give me a full on pooterection.

by fleur_de_peche March 11, 2012

pootection

putting a paper towel in your ass-crack,so if you have a wet fart,you don't ruin your underwear

i had the runs,so i got me some "pootection"

by the keepsake October 3, 2012

Poodle Munching

Making out with the girl on top.

"Dude, Filipe was poodle munching with Alyssa at the party last night. She took control over him; she was on top. Hott!!!"

by 1loveBEARDS June 17, 2012

Pookled

sleepy, tired

You look pookled; you must have had a long day.

by Mrs. TBone August 19, 2013

poomlet

The act of placing beaten eggs into a turkey baster and inserting it into a woman's ass. She then "hovers" over a hotplate and squeezed the mixture of poo and eggs in to the plate. The mixture is then cooked and served to all .

Man did you see that chick cooking up a poomlet yesterday? It tasted gross!

by Keoknows November 21, 2013

Poogle

To Google search something while on the toilet.

"Hey, what the circumference of Mars?"

"I don't know, but I'll poogle it when I get home!"

by TaraSays August 13, 2014