"did you catch the fight last night, that guy was really swinging them canoes at the start"
"Look at the freaking canoes on that kid, going to have to start getting him special shoes"
"Look at the freaking canoes on that kid, going to have to start getting him special shoes"
by Buffmclargehuge November 27, 2020
Get the Canoemug. by Willie June 11, 2021
Get the Dick douche canoemug. An arrogant ignorant individual that is causing the rest of the world as much pain as possible somebody who’s over the top worse than it a regular douche bag he’s the douche of all douche someone think they’re entitled arrogant selfish
You’re sure a huge douche canoe a flop, woman abuser, narcissistic, asshole that feels entitled feels like you don’t have to work. You can just mooch off of everybody piece of shit. Father doesn’t take care of any responsibilities and bitches and complains about everything that’s not given to them, arrogant useless heartless, and the only thing that they have going for them is their sexual attachment that their parents gave them a person that gets their dick from their mom and not their dad.
Man Ricky, why do you gotta be such a douche canoe?
Man Ricky, why do you gotta be such a douche canoe?
by Dick Michael Miller March 27, 2025
Get the Douche canoemug. by Big black bald man December 22, 2020
Get the ethan canomug. by Hay there, that guy December 16, 2022
Get the concrete canoemug. A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
Get the Tony Two Canoesmug. Remember when we had that canoe threesome with the old lady from down the street and she almost broke her hip?
by ChairmanTJ January 5, 2024
Get the canoe threesomemug.