Home of Larry The Cable Guy. Get R' Done. Corn as far as the eye can see. You can see the town in about 10 minutes... that's if your driving slow. Boredom. Sometimes people have fun. About 1,000 people. One School. Tons of teenage drinking. Tons of drama. Tons of stupid cops. One Place... Pawnee City.
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Get the go back to Nebraska mug.The worst place in the United States. A man was stabbed in the chest and face in a motel parking lot. A lot of mafia and gang related crimes and not safe for children after dark with all of the sexual predators. A place where a friday night is watching football and or getting high off of the weed that grows in everybody's backyards. Middle schoolers are drug dealers and most of the women have beards and bad body odor.
The most popular singer here is Keith Urban. There is practically a cornfield everywhere. Cows everywhere. Most people have a ranch in their backyard and the horses eat the weed.
There are more mexicans here than in Mexico and I don't even know how many that is it must be a lot cause everything is translated into spanish under the english version at Runza. Did I mention everybody smokes weed and cooks meth in their living room?
The people here are hardcore religious spawn of an unreal God. I mean, come the fuck on.
Everybody here /IS CATHOLIC/. Except for the few who aren't and if you aren't religious, then prepare for a shit storm cause these bible jockeys will shove the verses of that damned book up your asshole I'm not even kidding, man.
you'll come out of there with a cornhuskers hat on and a foam finger saying #WE'RE NUMBER 1!!!
but no, the football if fucking horrible and you need to sit the fuck down because this place sucks so much ass i'm not even exaggerating.
GET OUT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE THIS IS HELL GO GO GO
did i mention everybody does weed
The most popular singer here is Keith Urban. There is practically a cornfield everywhere. Cows everywhere. Most people have a ranch in their backyard and the horses eat the weed.
There are more mexicans here than in Mexico and I don't even know how many that is it must be a lot cause everything is translated into spanish under the english version at Runza. Did I mention everybody smokes weed and cooks meth in their living room?
The people here are hardcore religious spawn of an unreal God. I mean, come the fuck on.
Everybody here /IS CATHOLIC/. Except for the few who aren't and if you aren't religious, then prepare for a shit storm cause these bible jockeys will shove the verses of that damned book up your asshole I'm not even kidding, man.
you'll come out of there with a cornhuskers hat on and a foam finger saying #WE'RE NUMBER 1!!!
but no, the football if fucking horrible and you need to sit the fuck down because this place sucks so much ass i'm not even exaggerating.
GET OUT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE THIS IS HELL GO GO GO
did i mention everybody does weed
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Get the Nebiyu mug.An unknown state in the US, known for it's football team, koolaid, spam, and CORN. Fields and fields of CORN..
by Elliez May 17, 2007
Get the Nebraska mug.Hair with long, sweeping bangs that cover part of the forehead and sometimes the eyes. It is usually dark in color. It can sometimes be spiked in the back.
It is derived from the hair of Conor Oberst and a guy who used to be in my English class. Both are from Nebraska and both have this hair style.
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It is derived from the hair of Conor Oberst and a guy who used to be in my English class. Both are from Nebraska and both have this hair style.
See emo hair.
Jack: Look, Josh has Nebraska Hair!
Maria Lynn: Yeah, but it looks hot on him!
Sara Moe: You guys are weird.
Maria Lynn: Yeah, but it looks hot on him!
Sara Moe: You guys are weird.
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Get the Nebraska Hair mug.The act of dry-humping a girl with your right knee, while simultaneously dry-humping a second girl with your left knee. There are many ways in which this can be accomplished, including underwater.
"I'm pretty sure Tabb will never walk again, he blew out both his knees trying to nebulize Hillary Duff and that Hannah Montana chick"
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