Montana Hamlet

When your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let's it simmer for 90 seconds on high.

Torrey- "how was your date last night"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"

by Ginger beard November 29, 2013

Montana wet t-shirt

Peeing on a white tee and letting it freeze on you in the Montana cold weather

Would you care for a Montana wet t-shirt

by Masterbutter February 19, 2025

montana ice pocket

a "Montana ice pocket" is when you stick 5 ice cubes in each hole of a woman (except nose and ears)

guy 1: "dude last night i did a Montana ice pocket to that hoe"
guy 2: "what the actual fuck, we aren't friends anymore"

by a wise monke May 31, 2022

Hannah Montana

Another word for legend.

What is Hannah Montana?

Answ: WHO, WHO, is Hannah Montana?

by Claaarkk November 23, 2021

Montana

I hate living here man

Why would anyone wanna live in Montana?

by I’m friends with a nick February 12, 2021

Montana Ranch Catastrophe

This was when a man got a bull on his farm and or ranch par say and it got mad cow disease and went ape shit and raped a mouse with alien bouse

Montana Ranch Catastrophe: I dont speak, I dont think I just am bulll

by Mongolian Enthusiast July 19, 2025

MONTANA Of 300

The rap god, Walter Anthony "Tony" Bradford, better known by his stage name Montana of 300, is an American rapper, singer and songwriter from Chicago, Illinois. His debut studio album, Fire in the Church, was released on May 20, 2016. He continues to surpass every artist with his remixes and own work to this day. Nobody can compare to Montana, he is the boy that never sold his soul.

Who’s the best rapper alive? Friend: Montana of 300!!! AH HUHHHHH!!!

by jake1234567 June 14, 2022