Montana stir fry

The sexual act in which you cook a stir fry high upon the Montana range , let it cool then use a funnel to pour the stir fry into the woman's hole . After the stir fry is inserted the male then continues to fuck the stir fry that what inserted . Hence , the Montana stir fry

Yesterday was crazy , I gave her the Montana stir fry and added soy sauce . I probably should shower

by Fuck scorpion September 17, 2023

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Montana Mocha

The act of having the male scrotum pushed into his rectum during sexual intetcourse

A couple weeks ago my girl gave me the ole Montana Mocha while i was sleeping. Awkward morning..........

by Cmbtvt1210 October 15, 2020

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Tony montana

The tony montana aka the scar face is a highly recommended top class post coitus act into which the male ejects his penis from vagina and ejaculates on a glass table or mirror in which the female presumes to snort that shit up with a 100$ bill

After we get high you wanna tony montana?

The last time I had a tony montana my throat clogged up.

by Chyna whyte October 10, 2021

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Montana Proposal

A Montana proposal is where you shit into a jar, and send it to the lady, man, or other of your choice. If the recipient sends the jar back, then the proposal is accepted.

Jimmy: hey, I just sent Sally a Montana proposal.
John: Nice man, you get anything back yet?

by Callmecaleb October 21, 2020

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Montana Hamlet

When your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let's it simmer for 90 seconds on high.

Torrey- "how was your date last night"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"

by Ginger beard November 30, 2013

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